Full Metal 'PNDpatience Shattered Straight' Jacket....
"This is my Pandora. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Pandora is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Pandora is useless. Without my Pandora, I am useless. I must file my Pandora true to ED's video. I must shoot straighter than my enemy leftist nubs allow, who are trying to get me killed. I must shoot with em before they mis-shoot for me, to spite my nubs of unwillingness. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Pandora and myself are defenders of my countries manufacturing prowess and innovation by invention, we are the masters of our enemy corporations, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy corporations, but Pandora & peace. Amen."