Unofficial kebab layout poll

Meat ?


  • Total voters
    44

I want a durum, please!

And white sauce, is that the same as garlic sauce? Garlic is what I want.

Oh and obviously fries are not French. They're Belgian. And we call them just frites or frieten.

Durum falafel mitraillette, salade: tout, sauce à l'ail.
They're Croatian, but sure.
 
This is why devs are mad.  Threads like these get much more attendtion than software releases ;)   Look at the number of responses, it's about to go on to 2nd page :) .

Edit:  Maybe someone should make PNDs for threads like these. :)
I'm pretty sure this thread is in protest of keyboard layout threads/polls, not PND release posts. People are simply sick or all this keyboard nonsense and are expressing their anger in a comical way here.
 
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C'est pas macDo,

Son souffle c'est chaud.

rapide en ligne, c'es frai

vite pyrotechnie, j'ai rêvé

frit sur ​​aluminium , fissuré

Après deux mois c'est pret

BOOM! Ou est le kebab?

Yoooo, beat will never stop.

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Let's show them how we put it on the map...

Was machst du, den da? mann, du hast es geshaft!

Aufgrund der Pandora, einem seiner Kraft .

Hochdurchsatz einer Presse öffnet das Menü

Es ist offensichtlich was ich gern bestelle, schauen zu

Je ai brûlé ma bouche . Tante sauce piquante.

Je saute de haut en bas, comme un Sauvant

Mais le goût, muac, est formidable,

et l'estableciment, le forum, tres amigable.

BOOM! Ou est le kebab?

Yoooo, beat will never stop.

Pyra Kebab Pyra Kebab

dodge this, 'cause production never stop.

Be it veggy or sheep, or just a hack,

If you want other meat, we got cats in the back.

Four types of bread, 6 killer sauces and vegetables

We drop you a discount, just for the lulls

That is the menu, whatcha gonna do,

dont forget them pickels; we got croatian fries too.

Now the sauce brings the flava' and beer for the drought.

A flavour explotion, take a bite with your mouth. Check the keyboard layout!

BOOM! Ou est le kebab?

Yoooo, beat will never stop.

Pyra Kebab Pyra Kebab

Take this napkin. On your shirts's a glob.

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Copyright Evil Dragon and the Pyra-Kebab, all rights reserverd.

From the upcoming album "Dragon Soup", out in 2 months! Don't miss it!

Read also the book: Jaune and Pyrrha approached the kebab shack.

Want more? Why not look at a-complete-guide-to-the-Piranian-kebab
 
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Everyone knows that French people do not eat Kebabs! Only the finest lovingly crafted foods will do!
 
I NEED to see on the next Pyra update video to ED wearing a Cook's hat
... then somebody will overlay the swedish chef voice and then it will go viral...

BTW: gimp is 1 click away...
 
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