While we're straying into the realm of silly humorous cooling solutions...
There are tiny piezo fans that could even work at ultrasonic speeds at really tiny scales.
And fingers might get numb very quickly due to the imperceptible vibration. But it's something that'd fit in that tiny space
Sell more replacement parts due to people dropping theirs after their hands go numb
Remember the USB power capacitor that made noise? That was acting as a piezo element.
Hey,
@EvilDragon let's bring back that capacitor and attach a tiny flap to it! We got our cooling solution.