At this rate we will all be clenched lips with stern stares sitting in a room with our respective Pyras, all of which will be bright sparkly pink.
ED will stand in the doorway, with his non-pink prototype Pyra. To lighten the mood, he will make a joke in German. It wont be good.
Looks will keep meet in passing, only to be directed down or outwards, in a slow chase with respective heads in a disconnected hot pursuit.
All but, everyone, will have their argument and retort almost out in the open, but nobody will say anything.
Because we all know what lead to this, and why we can't have nice things.
One brave ignoramuse will seek eye-to-knee-contact on someone else, come to halfway open their mouth, to the words "I don't speak to people with pink pyras!"
This collective breath of resignation and despair will be met with only enough chuckle to keep the pyra-boat adrift.
An enjoyable voyage, in a depressing sea of pink, acting as both blinders and source of head-bobbing nightnmare. An endless pinkness, seemingly presented with a window of imaginary torodial polyhedrality.
Glxgears will defenestrate themselves only to escape the ugliness that surrounds them, in a spectacle that would otherwise impress in its 3D nature.
Someone will make an emulator that puts what you are doing in a virtual Pyra of another colour. Its popularity on the repo will be unmatched.
This has been a fan-fictional prophecy variation on 'The story of the black Pyra', the latest instalment in a seemingly neverending series of prequels.