Let''s Make Up Pandora Marketing Slogans!

[ignatz]

Pandora: if this doesn't drive that religious neighbor of yours crazy, nothing will.

Why would it?

 

[Patrick R Ludvigsen]

Pandora: PSP/DS? Hellollo!

this

 

[johncross85]

"Ready to reach inside Pandora's box?"


Then you get this guy to appear in the ads: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0759879/

And for added fun you get The Blockheads to do the music (minus Ian Dury obviously)

 

[pferguso]

Open the Box... Open Your Mind...
PANDORA
Portable Open Source Gaming Computer.

 

[PoisonedV]

Pandora: if this doesn't drive that religious neighbor of yours crazy, nothing will.

Why would it?

Because its a dedicated porn monster?

 

[lulzfish]

Pandora: if this doesn''t drive that religious neighbor of yours crazy, nothing will.

Why would it?


Because without DRM, how can God save you from temptation? idk
Course, back when I had DRM'd music, it mostly just encouraged me to pirate music so I could play it in Linux.

 

[BaDToaD]

Pandora: The world in a box

Pandora: Anything you want it to be and more

Pandora: More interesting than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot

 

[GuSec]

Pandora: I eat slogans for breakfast.

 

[HackModford]

I always imagined having something like...

Pandora
Open the Box

In a commercial or audio form it could be...

Normal Voice: Pandora
Child's Voice: (Whispering) Open the Box

 

[CCmachined]

Releasing the Pandora: It will Destroy the World

(this makes delays a good thing now)

 

[atomicthumbs]

Pandora: Get Down Right Now

Pandora: Instant Disco

 

[telegramguy]

Pandora: Really, its coming. I'm serious. Next month.

 

[lobski]

"It's not a DS Lite. Really."

 

[marshal]

>HackModford

what about:

Pandora

Open the Box
Open the possibilities

I think the image of the box should really be used. You could do some promotional video, flyer with a lot of thing coming out of the box. Or something along the line.

 

[Happy]

Hope is still in the box.

Not really sure it's any good, even though it plays on the myth.

...

...

Still terrible. I don't know what it implies.

 

[mindlord]

A couple more... serious this time...

Live outside the box.

Freedom to think outside the box.

Some devices give you a sandbox. This is the whole playground.

Reinventing the box.

Open for ____________. (With rotating text displaying words like: Surfing, Shopping, Emulating, Navigating, Recording, Playing, Blasting, Repairing) But stopping at last on "Anything you want"

 

[gp2.eXe]

Buy one and help save Pandas from extinction. andora1:

 

[atomicthumbs]

Pandora: Dynamite!

Pandora: Rip and tear!

Pandora: System and a half!

Pandora: Cookin' with gas!

Pandora: The great communicator!

 

[barzoule]

why we searching i thought it was set already:

Pandora: Open.

 

[timewarp78]

Open Pandora - think outside the box ...