Let''s Make Up Pandora Marketing Slogans!


Three Wiz's for the Moderator-kings under the sky,
Seven GP2Xs for the Post-whores in their halls of stone,
Nine PSPs for Stupid-n00bs doomed to die,
One Pandora for the Dark Craigix on his dark throne
In the Land of gp32x where the Pre-orders lie.
One Pandora to rule them all, One Pandora to find them,
One Pandora to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of gp32x where the Pre-orders lie.
 
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You guys suck, if you're gonna use your homo memes then at least get them right. Shame on you :(.
 
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In your best Paul Whitehouse accent:

'Int Pandora Brilliant!'
 
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Pandora: Replete with the blood of gaming's history
Pandora: Don panda apron

CODE
http://f.imagehost.org/0084/pandora-slogan.png
 
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We've opened the box, now it's up to you!
A pure gaming device... with a keyboard.
All the gaming controls you ever wanted.
One small package, one complete package.
Pandora.
 
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Elitist marketing: If you can't figure out the metaphor, we don't want to sell it to you anyway!
read: This wasn't as cool as I expected.

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Also, flickr shrank it, probably because it was obscenely tall.
 
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'lulzfish' said:
Elitist marketing: If you can't figure out the metaphor, we don't want to sell it to you anyway!
read: This wasn't as cool as I expected.

3393946378_5f7e99cc44.jpg


Also, flickr shrank it, probably because it was obscenely tall.
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I'd don't know if I'd really market it with portable Internet, but nice.
 
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'Izolo' said:
I'd don't know if I'd really market it with portable Internet, but nice.
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Maybe it should just be "internet"
The whole thing was pretty disappointing, I should have put the extra effort in to make the sandbox metaphor.
 
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Pandora: Just Try To Brick It

Pandora: Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?

Pandora: I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

THIS IS PANDORA

Pandora: Makes Your Day

Pandora: It's Here, It's A Fact, And The Public Oughta Know About It

Bonus points for anybody who knows the origin of that one. No Googling allowed.

'Butterman' said:
Pandora is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliens and isn't afriad of anything.
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moar liek

Pandora is a pretty cool guy, eh emulaets games and doesn't afraid of anything
 
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'atomicthumbs' said:
'Butterman' said:
Pandora is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliens and isn't afriad of anything.
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moar liek

Pandora is a pretty cool guy, eh emulaets games and doesn't afraid of anything


Actually, by my format, It would be:

I think Craigix is a pretty cool guy. Eh features an open evdelopment platform and doesn't afraid of x86.
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