Let''s Make Up Pandora Marketing Slogans!

[GuchaRU]

"Pandora: contains evils to be unleashed on mankind — ills, toils and sickness — and finally hope."

"Pandora: hope is still inside."

 

[atomicthumbs]

Pandora: Put on your robe and wizard hat

 

[Poem58]

Pandora - Makes INSANE sounds in your bike spokes!

Pandora - up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right, B,A,ahhhhhhhhhhhhh........

 

[Raz]

killing is not nice, but pandora works

this looks like a pandora to me, i dont know what you were thinking

its a bit tight here and there, but pandora does fit

pandora - portability, linux, gaming, and dildo all in one

 

[lulzfish]

Pandora - You know the Germans always make good stuff.

Pandora - A small handheld device used for personal entertainment.

Pandora - It's much better than Vista.

Pandora - For people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF FREEDOM.

Pandora - Why can't TI do this with their graphing calculators?? They cost nearly as much.

 

[God Ginrai]

What do you guys think? We can make that with Cafepress. Then, on the back, we can put: "Hellollo"

-God Ginrai

 

[iprice]

Pandora: V1AGRA for handheld gamers
Pandora: Not tonight dear, I'm busy
Pandora: Because
Pandora: It's geek for excellent!
Pandora: How do they fit it all in?

 

[Chock]

Pandora : retro gaming and portable computing for the new era

Pandora : Two thumb[stick]s up !

Pandoraahhhhhh lovely !

Pandora : mini box ~ maxi power

Pandora : open your mind

Pandora : unleash your power

Pandora : Your gaming encyclopedia

 

[lulzfish]

Pandora: Because it's not like you were getting any real programming experience in that CS class anyway.

 

[Dutch_Cap]

Pandora - The future is open.

Pandora - Honestly, it's not better than sex, but it sure beats masturbation.

 

[verm71]

What do you guys think? We can make that with Cafepress. Then, on the back, we can put: "Hellollo"

-God Ginrai


Dunno - I picture it a bit different, with the Pandora on the front (right where it is now) and the (what do we want to call that slogan?) on the back.

 

[calc84maniac]

Pandora - Why can't TI do this with their graphing calculators?? They cost nearly as much.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

 

[Asmo]

Pandora. Pay Now - Play Later.

 

[renegadechic]

Pandora - Why can''t TI do this with their graphing calculators?? They cost nearly as much.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

it'll be the first TI product ive consciously bought since... wait that gives me an idea!

(links rather than pics to avoid massive stretch)

TI Little Professor http://www.hps.cam.ac.uk/whipple/images/co...s/professor.jpg
+
'roids http://www.sptimes.com/2005/02/21/images/steroid1.jpg
=
Pandora!

cos we all know how amazing the little professor was

edit: ugh fail links are fail

 

[danielliu88888]

Pandora - Why can''''t TI do this with their graphing calculators?? They cost nearly as much.

OH NO YOU DIDN''T

it'll be the first TI product ive consciously bought since... wait that gives me an idea!

(links rather than pics to avoid massive stretch)

TI Little Professor http://www.hps.cam.ac.uk/whipple/images/co...s/professor.jpg
+
'roids http://www.sptimes.com/2005/02/21/images/steroid1.jpg
=
Pandora!

cos we all know how amazing the little professor was

edit: ugh fail links are fail


things that fail do tend to fail

 

[Consequence_9]

Pandora: ARMed & Dangerous
Pandora: Freedom inside
Pandora: Better than your handheld
Pandora: No Windows on this box
Pandora: What your psp wishes it could be

 

[haptagud]

Pandora: The future is now

Pandora: Play Open

Edit: added

Pandora. Open. Play.

Open Pandora Play

Pandora: Everything but the kitchen sink

 

[Vorporeal]

Pandora: Kitchen sink not included. (NOTE: It may be later released as a mod or extra package.)

 

[lulzfish]

Pandora: The inability to run Windows Vista is just one of its many useful features.

 

[gp2.eXe]

Based on recent news:

Pandora: It Blends with You.

Edit: Or:

Pandora: Open the Blender.