Let''s Make Up Pandora Marketing Slogans!

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  1. geo12

    geo12 Retrofuturist

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    Pandora - We'll release it when the human brain catches up.
     
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  2. Sphinxter

    Sphinxter Says What?

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  3. typs lik dis

    typs lik dis Member

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    Pandora: A sausage-like metaphor.
     
  4. lulzfish

    lulzfish Pandora Defense Squad

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    The Pandora is an all-purpose mobile Internet and gaming device.
    The Pandora is perfect for any or all of the following:

    School work [Show somebody writing a paper on the Pandora or doing math]
    Not school work [Browsing the Internet in class]

    The office [Programming the Pandora with a desktop PC]
    Not the office [Programming on the Pandora while on vacation]

    Home [Using the Pandora wirelessly while in the garage or something]
    Not home [Warwalking with the Pandora]

    Remote access [Using ssh to access a Linux server]
    Not remote access [Using ssh to access the desktop you're already sitting at]

    Taking notes during a presentation [Taking notes]
    Not taking notes during a presentation [Drawing a stick figure of the presenter dying in various ways]

    Mobile photo retouching [using GIMP]
    Not .. photo retouching [using GIMP to write "stupid" over someone's face]

    Or to just fill up that extra pocket.
    The Pandora. Buy one... someday.
     
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  5. PoisonedV

    PoisonedV Yeah, I'm a GIRL gamer, what of it?

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    Pandora, it's already open...
     
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  6. j.pickens

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  7. Tom`

    Tom` Very Active Member

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    Because you do not want to know how it is made?

    :lol:
     
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  8. bzar

    bzar A Commando

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    Pandora: what will YOU put in the box?
     
  9. nutinc

    nutinc Still Fresh

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    (I've been using this one for my own Pandora dreams)

    Pandora: Go ahead... Open it.
     
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  10. Unfathomable Depths

    Unfathomable Depths sláinte

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  11. MrBlais

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    Pandora

    Discover it
     
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  12. verm71

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    Canada, eh?
    I want one!
     
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  13. r00tw00t

    r00tw00t Member

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    My vote goes to:
    Pandora - But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
     
  14. Trip

    Trip Sorry, but I suck at explaining stuff :P

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    Pandora - It's a porn thing.
     
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  15. MisterBrisby

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    Pandora - The Handheld to end all Handhelds
    Pandora - The Future begins tomorrow
    Pandora - Where Wings take Dream
     
  16. iprice

    iprice Certified Guru

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    Pandora: It'll kick ass. And then some!

    Pandora: All the best things are worth waiting for.

    Pandora: All your puny handhelds are belong to us

    Pandora: PSP/DS? Pwned

    Pandora: PSP/DS? Hellollo!
     
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  17. MaxSteiner

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    Pandora: It might come out one day
     
  18. WizardStan

    WizardStan Mega GP Mania

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    Pandora: if this doesn't drive that religious neighbor of yours crazy, nothing will.
     
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  19. CiderPunk

    CiderPunk Still Fresh

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    Pandora: the Duke Nukem Forever of handhelds :p
     
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  20. Rockthesmurf

    Rockthesmurf Advanced Member

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    On the lid of the Pandora maybe it could have the slogan:

    'Pandora : coming soon'.

    Steve
     
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