Let''s Make Up Pandora Marketing Slogans!


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Let's all make up potential slogans for the Pandora, if it had ads or other marketing. "Ultra portability without sacrificing capability" is good and descriptive, but a bit verbose.

An example from another thread:

"A Fucking DS On Steroids"

My ideas:

"Pandora: Look inside"

"Gaming inside"

"Not a music service"

"Pandora: IT WILL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS"

:D
 
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Pandora: It's big, it's black, it's coming
 
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'PoisonedV' said:
Pandora: It's big, it's black, it's coming
But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
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'atomicthumbs' said:
But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I know you didn't mean this as a slogan, but it's pretty snappy and I think they should use it.
 
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Pandora - because everyone knows the lady loves... delayed gratification ;)
 
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'atomicthumbs' said:
But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I can't tell if you had a stroke in the middle of that sentence and kept typing, or if I had a stroke in the middle of reading it. Either way, it's gibberish to me.
 
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'atomicthumbs' said:
But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
That's right up there with "All your Box are belong to us!"

How about
"More fun than you can shake a joystick at"

"What's inside?"

"Its contents are bigger than the box"
 
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We would've powered it with a quantum singularity battery, but they don't have those yet.

If we were competing with the PSP or DS, we would've made it suck

You just failed your saving throw versus gadget awe

Infinite possibilities - in your pocket.

Chuck Norris disguised as a UMPC
 
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Pandora, guaranteed to blow your mind or at least have you speaking in gibberish.

Probably cause some other sorts of mental breakdown as well. On second thought, maybe the world is not yet ready for Pandora.
 
"If you don't buy me, you'll make me a saaaaad panda..."
 
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