Let''s Make Up Pandora Marketing Slogans!

[lulzfish]

Some devices give you a sandbox. This is the whole playground.

awesome.

 

[sindbad]

atomicthumbs wins life.

Pandora: remember last time?

 

[lulzfish]

Pandora, powered by ARM: Because backwards compatibility keeps you from looking to the future.

 

[PoisonedV]

Pandora, powered by ARM: Because backwards compatibility keeps you from looking to the future.

the best marketing strategies point out their flaws loudly

 

[es87]

Some devices give you a sandbox. This is the whole playground.

Pandora
Some devices give you a sandbox

This is the whole playground

amazing.

 

[Balzac2m]

Pandora - If you haven't read about it by now, you're probably not interested.

 

[(naw)mcx]

Pandora - *

 

[Eolair]

This old gp2x slogan would work well in Pandoras case too:

"Your misspent youth in a box"

or why not

Pandora, guilty pleasures...

 

[conso]

Pandora - legend or reality?

 

[S1ngu1arity]

Pandora: Watching Clown Porn in a public restroom up 500%!

 

[God Ginrai]

I'm getting T-shirts printed.


Be sure to put Hellollo on the back in big lettering.



As for a slogan, I think this quote from gruso last year should suffice:

Seventh century BC: "Will opening Pandora's box bring chaos upon the world?"

Twenty-first century AD: "Will opening Pandora's box void the warranty?"

How times have changed.

If not, then I would vote for either "But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" or "Hellollo"

-God Ginrai

 

[Kramy]

Here you go. This one might get lots of attention on 4chan.

QUOTE
I have an extremely powerful and rare device in my pants.

It has an exceptionally long lifespan on a single charge.

People everywhere are signing up to get at it, but there's a 3 month waiting list.

You're in luck though. Because I like you, I'll let you hold my Pandora today.

Here, just let me bring it out and I'll show you how it works.

It's touch sensitive. Just tap to make it start working. It comes up right away.

I like to play games with mine. Sometimes when I carpool, I play games on the way to work.

I prefer to play with people that also have Pandoras, but I suppose I could make an exception if you want to try it.

My Pandora is really loud, but I think that makes the games more exciting.

But my Pandora isn't just about power; it's about longevity. Often I play games for hours and hours to relax.

I play old games and new games. I've even played many games that weren't ready for release yet.

Pandoras really are great. They bring so much enjoyment to everyone that has one.

I hope you'll grab one when you get the chance. Just think of how much fun it'll be to whip it out to show people.

For pics and vids visit the blog at http://tinyurl.com/66re3w


Sorry, I had to. :lol:

 

[WizardStan]

Pandora: if this doesn't drive that religious neighbor of yours crazy, nothing will.

Why would it?

You haven't been around the internet for very long, have you? There's a lot of super sensitive Christian websites.
1) It's named Pandora, an obvious reference to Greek Mythos, which makes it pagan and therefore a sin.
2) It's a video game system. I had just finished reading an anti-gaming hyper-pro-Christian rant.
3) IT CAN PULL PORN OUT OF THIN AIR!!!!EvelentyOne!!!

 

[danielliu88888]

[off topic] please link me to this hyper christian rant.

i have always seen programming like writing, video games/programs and other crap as books, manuals, etc. a good book is like a good video game, and i enjoy both.

 

[atomicthumbs]

Pandora: You Get To Decide The Meaning Of Inflammable

Pandora: No, It Will Not Run Crysis (without a suitable host PC)

 

[lulzfish]

The Pandora: JFGI

 

[PoisonedV]

The Pandora: JFGI

wat does taht mean

 

[Grisaille]

Pandora - Time Will Tell

Crimmeny, this forum is giving me problems =[

 

[GuchaRU]

That's right up there with "All your Box are belong to us!"

Now that makes it to the LOL! Files :lol:

"Pandora: I accidentaly the whole box" would be better XD

Pandora - The Future begins tomorrow

"Pandora: we alreade live in future" =)

I always imagined having something like...
Pandora
Open the Box

"Pandora: dare to open" =)

Some devices give you a sandbox. This is the whole playground.

awesome.

"Pandora: awesome"


something like this))))

 

[Butterman]

Pandora is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliens and isn't afriad of anything.