Absurdism corner
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rygD
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erico
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Here is a nautical card of the north of Santa Catarina Island, where I live, and them a google maps link.
Only ilha do arvoredo can be seen on google but there are many more all around.
It is a cheesy example. We were planning to run a show on Deserta Island, which you can´t see on google.
https://www.google.com.br/maps/@-27.2580791,-48.3514225,124749a,20y,357.82h/data=!3m1!1e3
Only ilha do arvoredo can be seen on google but there are many more all around.
It is a cheesy example. We were planning to run a show on Deserta Island, which you can´t see on google.
https://www.google.com.br/maps/@-27.2580791,-48.3514225,124749a,20y,357.82h/data=!3m1!1e3
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vcoleiro1
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So I was working on the house today outside. I hear what sounds like the front gate close, hmm, I have the front door open I think. Nah, that was probably my imagination I think . So i'm looking trough the middle bedroom window from the outside looking in where I can see the centre hallway. I think to myself, would be weird if I saw someone walk in down the hall. Next second some dude is standing in my hallway, he looks into the bedroom where he sees me outside the window. Hi he says, I need to use the phone. WTF.
I come around the front and meet him in my hallway. He says his locked out of his place and needs to make a call. He's been on the piss , you can smell it. He also tells me he has been drinking. The more he talks, the more I realize he is not firing on all cylinders. It's a hot day and he is wearing two woolen scarfs and a jacket and long pants. His dressed for a winter football match and has two different team scarfs on. Anyway, he makes like 8 calls, in the end I finally tell him that's it mate, no more calls. During one of the calls though, he's entire conversation comprised of him saying , which color, green, red or blue, ah ok, then hangs up. He looks at me and says that was my friend, he's got my key and is bringing it over. What in the fuck. I've got to get the guy out of my house I'm thinking, so I basically give the yeah no worries , see yeah walking him towards the door, he keeps repeating things and says some weird stuff. Finally he leaves, he did offer to pay me though for the calls.
So I go back into the kitchen where the phone is, I notice he has left a plastic bag. I look in it, he has a womens magazine, a t-shirt and worn metal spoon. Of course , makes perfect sense.
I hope he didn't steal anything, he passed two rooms before I spotted him. I guess I'll have to keep the front door closed from now on.
I come around the front and meet him in my hallway. He says his locked out of his place and needs to make a call. He's been on the piss , you can smell it. He also tells me he has been drinking. The more he talks, the more I realize he is not firing on all cylinders. It's a hot day and he is wearing two woolen scarfs and a jacket and long pants. His dressed for a winter football match and has two different team scarfs on. Anyway, he makes like 8 calls, in the end I finally tell him that's it mate, no more calls. During one of the calls though, he's entire conversation comprised of him saying , which color, green, red or blue, ah ok, then hangs up. He looks at me and says that was my friend, he's got my key and is bringing it over. What in the fuck. I've got to get the guy out of my house I'm thinking, so I basically give the yeah no worries , see yeah walking him towards the door, he keeps repeating things and says some weird stuff. Finally he leaves, he did offer to pay me though for the calls.
So I go back into the kitchen where the phone is, I notice he has left a plastic bag. I look in it, he has a womens magazine, a t-shirt and worn metal spoon. Of course , makes perfect sense.
I hope he didn't steal anything, he passed two rooms before I spotted him. I guess I'll have to keep the front door closed from now on.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
At least if you have caller history on your phone you should be able to track him down if anything else suspicious happens. Anyway, that's pretty freaky.
Listen carefully, kids, 'cause this is why you never ever do drugs!
You may end up like spoony Sam, you don't want to end up like spoony Sam.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
It's not the spoon that's bending, it's your _mind_.
Don't mind me, I'll exit via the nearest town drain.
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
Drinking really brings you down. It's devolution sauce.
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More of Retro vs Reotro on an actual CRT P0rn:
http://www.chrismcovell.com/gotRGB/rgb_compare.html
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levi
Still fresh, damnit!
I was disappointed that that site doesn't actually stock costumes that make you look like Morph, as far as I could tell:
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http://m.ebay.com/itm/Adult-Morphsu...te-Dan-Morph-Chas-genuine-adult-/231336927815
Unfortunately only the Chas ones are still available.
Unfortunately only the Chas ones are still available.
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Dafuq is it with Sussex?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_(county_subdivision)
Must be a great place to raise kids.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...bs--thats-heavier-average-year-old-child.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_(county_subdivision)
Must be a great place to raise kids.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...bs--thats-heavier-average-year-old-child.html
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