Absurdism corner

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[lukey]

http://oglaf.com/indoorfun/

 

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[Klumpen]

 

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http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/02/...io-world-with-his-nose-and-a-recorder【video】/

 

[vcoleiro1]

How's your day Mr Kangaroo



P.S For what it's worth, it's a known defense for a kangaroo to headlock/choke hold an animal attacking it . It's even known for them to hop into a river just deep enough for a dog to have to swim so that when the dog gets close, the Roo will push it's head under water and try and drown it. Not stupid animals. Guy was lucky here though, he stunned the Roo , otherwise it would have kicked him in the belly and tried to rip him open.

 

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[Klumpen]

http://havetales-willtell.deviantart.com/art/Nerd-Humor-42766617

(An Open Source Poem)

I'd compiled a REALbasic poem
in which a Python
with a bad Lisp
named Haskell
(or Pascal)
concocted a Scheme
to swap a dull Ruby
for a shiny new Perl
from the king Cobol
while making Smalltalk
about Mathematica
over a cup of Java
before knocking him out with a SNOBOL

My prof gave it a C++

 

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[Klumpen]

http://www.cmagency.co.uk/marketing-news/10-stock-photos-that-make-no-sense-whatsoever

 

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[rygD]

That is awesome. Maybe someone will do something like that for me.

 

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Spoiler

 

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[rygD]

I love pizza, so I would probably love dicks. I should look into getting free dicks.

 

[Klumpen]

I love pizza, so I would probably love dicks. I should look into getting free dicks.