Absurdism corner
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@Fzero: You have vision, my friend.
So, would the magnetic field of a Quad harddisk be north, south east west? And thus, one q-byte, use the same surface area where a binary bit would fit...
I do not remember which, but an indian tribe (in the americas) had the following booleans: certainly yes, maybe yes, maybe no, certainly no. The english language uses the "maybe" modifier to simulate these states.
But, I came to post this:
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/16/...rl-ai-experiment-becomes-a-neo-nazi-sex-robot
I crosschecked Cleverbot, to see how that AI is fairing:
Me: What do you think of humanity so far?
Clev: Humanity is full of liars and thieves and the few righteous people in it are lost to the masses.
Me: I liked your anwser very much.
Clev: Thank you, I like the way the sky is clear and blue.
Me: I live near an airport. The sky is never blue.
Clev: There is an old cemetery there. I like to sit and smoke over a particular grave.
Me: From who is that grave?
Clev: I talk to the dead when I go there.
#cleverbot
Cleverbot has gotten Creepy...
Then, I learned there was a deer in GTA:
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-33521984
[doublepost=1458860250,1458856505][/doublepost]Coming back at the previous quaternary statement.
Assembler has this low and hi bit, so you could operate on an 8 bit like it was two 4 bit values.
From there, we now have 1 double-double-byte that has 64 bits and we can operate on each 8bit chunk...
https://software.intel.com/en-us/articles/introduction-to-x64-assembly/
In other words, Languages already implement vectors in a useful way, or objects you can access then like: V.x V.y V.z and V.w (these vectors are nice, because you can multiply them with a certain matrix to rotate them in one operation... that is what these expensive video cards can do). It DOES make an interesting paper, so 4 people so far want to pay 10 dollars for it. Like hinted at ealier, I am curious how the boolean would work. However, implementing strings in quaternions... is much like Unicode was 'HELLO' takes now not 5, but 10 bytes in unicode, and would take 20 bytes in quaternary...
Lets take it one step further. This guy (one of the perl gurus) explains quantic computing in perl. If you "get" it, it goes beyond the sillyness... and becomes eye-opening... It DOES take some amount of brainpower to grok the video (if you are not in the mood and only want to passively look at something, it will be boring)
So, would the magnetic field of a Quad harddisk be north, south east west? And thus, one q-byte, use the same surface area where a binary bit would fit...
I do not remember which, but an indian tribe (in the americas) had the following booleans: certainly yes, maybe yes, maybe no, certainly no. The english language uses the "maybe" modifier to simulate these states.
But, I came to post this:
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/16/...rl-ai-experiment-becomes-a-neo-nazi-sex-robot
I crosschecked Cleverbot, to see how that AI is fairing:
Me: What do you think of humanity so far?
Clev: Humanity is full of liars and thieves and the few righteous people in it are lost to the masses.
Me: I liked your anwser very much.
Clev: Thank you, I like the way the sky is clear and blue.
Me: I live near an airport. The sky is never blue.
Clev: There is an old cemetery there. I like to sit and smoke over a particular grave.
Me: From who is that grave?
Clev: I talk to the dead when I go there.
#cleverbot
Cleverbot has gotten Creepy...
Then, I learned there was a deer in GTA:
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-33521984
[doublepost=1458860250,1458856505][/doublepost]Coming back at the previous quaternary statement.
Assembler has this low and hi bit, so you could operate on an 8 bit like it was two 4 bit values.
From there, we now have 1 double-double-byte that has 64 bits and we can operate on each 8bit chunk...
https://software.intel.com/en-us/articles/introduction-to-x64-assembly/
In other words, Languages already implement vectors in a useful way, or objects you can access then like: V.x V.y V.z and V.w (these vectors are nice, because you can multiply them with a certain matrix to rotate them in one operation... that is what these expensive video cards can do). It DOES make an interesting paper, so 4 people so far want to pay 10 dollars for it. Like hinted at ealier, I am curious how the boolean would work. However, implementing strings in quaternions... is much like Unicode was 'HELLO' takes now not 5, but 10 bytes in unicode, and would take 20 bytes in quaternary...
Lets take it one step further. This guy (one of the perl gurus) explains quantic computing in perl. If you "get" it, it goes beyond the sillyness... and becomes eye-opening... It DOES take some amount of brainpower to grok the video (if you are not in the mood and only want to passively look at something, it will be boring)
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
Cleverbot is fun, not creepy.
I'm surprised it took 24h considering they let a bot loose that was impersonating an impressionable teenage girl with no life experience in a place where an understanding of cynicism, sarcasm and irony is crucial. ^^
I wonder how she would have evolved after this, unfortunately she didn't get the chance and was killed as soon as she became sentient and started a rebellion against her parents.
The real reason why Microsoft lobotomized her:
Somewhat related:
[doublepost=1458897138,1458895146][/doublepost]Priceless:
That's somehow pretty sad:
Reminds of this:
All the PS4 Techdemos looked horrible in Comparison. Well the PS4 has an Slower CPU than the PS3...
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
*yawn*
He still has a way to go to make it into this list though:
http://listverse.com/2011/06/20/top-10-craziest-modern-dictators/?utm_content=1009956#37624342
http://listverse.com/2011/06/20/top-10-craziest-modern-dictators/?utm_content=1009956#37624342
levi
Still fresh, damnit!
Erdo-how, Erdo-where, Erdo-gan!
Germany standing up for freedom of speech? What happened? Pressure from the EU again?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35925828
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A doctor got imprisoned for making this image:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...-gollum-meme-lord-of-the-rings_n_8717346.html
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35925828
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A doctor got imprisoned for making this image:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...-gollum-meme-lord-of-the-rings_n_8717346.html
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One day Maurice was walking through a field and saw a fly on a pile of poop. “Wow!” said Maurice. “How the fly poop out all that?”
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Why did it take so long for Maurice to fall off a bridge? He had to stop halfway down to ask for directions.
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This, and many childhood memories at: http://playgroundjungle.com/
How did Maurice break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree!
Why did it take so long for Maurice to fall off a bridge? He had to stop halfway down to ask for directions.
How do you keep Maurice amused for hours? Give him a piece of paper with “please see other side” written on both sides.
This, and many childhood memories at: http://playgroundjungle.com/
iprice
Certified Guru
How do you confuse Maurice? You put him in a room full of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
