Absurdism corner

[Binky]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35727935

Peel oranges, wrap in plastic, profit!

 

[Binky]

 

[rygD]

I always thought the part sticking up from the neck was the ears.

 

[lukey]

11 Penis

 

[rygD]

So since balloon dogs don't have ears are they deaf?

 

[Bosbeetle]

Where can I get those fluffy baloons.

 

[rygD]

Maybe rub it on a dog or cat. Seems like that would give you a furry balloon in my house.

 

[iprice]

^ ^ Come to my house too; Newfoundland and German Shepherd hair (as well as cats, hamster, guinea pigs and sugar gliders) gratis.

 

[Fzero]

I always thought the part sticking up from the neck was the ears.

So did I...

...Good to see that little instruction on the bottom of that infographic though, might give it a go

 

[Ian J]

Drivers like this made us buy a car cam years ago.

NSFW Language.

 

[Klumpen]

Drivers like this made us buy a car cam years ago.

NSFW Language.

We've got those murderous douche bags inside of the city everywhere here.
Two weeks ago I've nearly been run over by three cars driving in the wrong direction in a row, it's especcially bad at tram stations (which usually only have two lanes + space for entry/leaving on the side) where the cars won't wait and pass the tram left and right while people are leaving it or walking over the street somewhere at the crossroad in front of it.
Biking on bicycle lanes is always great too when cars do the same in both directions.

 

[lukey]

Looks like you have to make more Newsposts, EvilDragon

Edit: Oh i read 17,572 Posts for WizardStan
Edit2: Interresting Account: https://pyra-handheld.com/boards/members/livenews24.66427/

 

[rygD]

He can still make more news posts.

Does anyone think my account is interesting? I think all the others are.

 

[WizardStan]

Yeah yeah, I have no life.

 

[Fzero]

Drivers like this made us buy a car cam years ago.

NSFW Language.

Mostly SFW swearing there, nothing too bad
But some proper dick head drivers shown there for sure

 

[FBnil]

 

[FaeMinx]

Everyone ready for another 7 years of bad luck?

 

[WizardStan]

But it's only been 5 years since you joined.

 

[Klumpen]

This was posted on tumblr of all places

 

[Fzero]

This new ShatterShield is impressive eh