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I'll go with metal, just for the weight. It would be nice if the colours matched but practicality before aesthetics every time. Is it the sort of metal that makes your hand smell?

Stellartorial Pissing

I see your point iignotus, but putting it down to bad ergonomics still doesn't convince me that it's particularly "hillarious". I put it to you, the defendant :) that maybe there isn't enough of a gap between the left and up-left connections? It might be down to software, but you have to...

I don't see what's so funny. The stick is naff, you can't fix everything through software, try hexen, you press left and you're going left and forward or left and back, you have to push far too much and invariably your thumb slips off, it's fine for a pmp, but not for playing games that rely on...

I seemed to get the diagonal lines when something was loading, it kind of helped, knowing whether something was loading or it had crashed.

I've sent mine back because of the joystick, it's awfull. Try burger time on frodo, press up, you go left, press down, you go right, that kind of thing, and as for your thumb not hurting after extended gaming periods, you have to push this thing so far for it to make a connection, you're pissed...

edit: Ah, maybe they ran out of bandwidth

Hey! Stop dissing the fatties you spotty cunt! ;) I'm british, I'm pretentious and have bad teeth. What's this thread about?

Yeah, you do have to push it some, and one of those crosshair joypad deals would have been nicer. I find pressing left, with a smidgen of up sees me going forward and left instead of left. I'm sure davec drew us a diagram to show how the joystick was shit :) maybe for that kind of thing, maybe...

Yeah, that's what I found, you use it for 10 seconds and it's back to where it was. Aha, yes, the rizzla trick seems to make a big difference, thank god for bodgers. It really makes you kick yourself. Ta gaterooz for the hint, but I don't have a screwdriver small enough. My scissors used to...

You can find the hexen wad file by typing abandonware hexen stare gry into google. Is it ok to say that? I don't want to get anyone into trouble. It says it's abandonware but I'll not provide a direct link just in case. Feel free to edit my post if I'm on shakey ground. For people still waiting...

:blink: Those Korean lollypops are looking like gold now

What is a lovechild, and where can I get one?

Ha, I wonder what will eventually arrive? A box full of bits? "Some Korean bloke has soldered his sandwich onto the back of my unit, I want a refund"

edit: ignore, idiot

my mothers arse has beta guilt version 1.4 and an untold peachy roundness of repression edit: "Fortress of narzod", best vectrex game I played, bar scramble maybe

"Alex Kidd in wonderland", apparently, according to google. I'm sorry, but I did mean penetrating my mother, freud, oedipus, nay, carol vordermans arse has a lot to answer for :)

Didn't the master system have a game built in? Some fist-headed arsehole in wonderland job, the exact minutiae of everything escapes me always, I never had one, but I remember a friend shoving the power on switch and that coming straight on, he was destroying bricks with his head, that's all I...

Ha, I was expecting paris hilton with a runny nose, I was nicely wrong footed :)

Thank christ