I woke up with a 96.8 tonight, but after a while, tried it again while sticking the thermometer further back in my mouth. Got 97.3.
Time to search for "laser thermometer ear" if you want better readings (around 40 dollars). It's much more stable and will not swing temperature readings when you measure after eating an icecream or a hot coffee or even yawn.
And once you have one of those, note that you need to measure deep in the ear, so you need to gently pull a bit on your earlobe to get a straight passage into the inner ear. Just read the instructions and you are golden.
Although note that you do not stick it "further back in", as there should be no "further back in" you just put it under the tongue, and then wait a bit until it beeps (or if you have an oldie, until you count 300 missisippi's)
Good news and bad news. The good news is that my doctor told me not to worry about hitting 96.6 in the morning. The bad news is that my doctor told me not to worry about hitting 96.6 in the morning. No thyroid screening, and doesn't even see me again for another four months. She's gonna be sorry when I'm in a myxedema coma.
And that's where you pull out your logbook and present evidence. If you can't be bothered with a little discipline to produce objective data, how are you going to defend your viewpoint?
I had a beautiful car. It signaled "engine failure" for 2 moments, during a span of 1 week. Took it to the shop. They couldn't find anything. It blew up, a week later, during travel. The top part of the engine had to be replaced and all cylinders. I couldn't produce any evidence in the shop that the lights were on. The car did have an older protocol of ODB (1.1 instead of 2), so they couldnt "read" it.
Also don't cry wolf. You cry wolf too much, the doc will put your feedback into a mental box "unreliable/do not listen to patient". If you do not complain just state the facts... and then once in a while complain about a pain, then they will tend to listen to that feedback more.
That reminds me of the following joke:
http://www.manythings.org/jokes/9976.html