Corrupt A Wish

[Jourdy288]

Granted, but you accidentally write The Necronomicon and plunge the world into a thousand years of darkness.

Worth it, amigo, worth it.

Completely. No arguments here.

I wish I was the greatest at everything.

Granted, but nobody will interact with you because you always show them up at anything you do. You become dejected and slowly slip into serious depression, which you're also the best at unfortunately. As final proof of your new-found greatness, you stage the most spectacular suicide the world has ever seen. Your death was so successful that the term "pulling a Jourdy" enters into the lexicon for when anyone dies in an unusual way.

Oh awesome! I'll take it!


I wish you made a wish.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, but since you didn't corrupt his wish in your post you get banned.


I wish finding parts for PCs was easier.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But most of them are from the 80's.


I wish that Lady Gaga would use a different stage name.

 

[fuji99]

Granted, her stage name is now identical to your real name. Prepare to hear something to the effect of, "Did you know you have the same name as that Poker Face singer?" every day for the rest of your life.


I wish I was fluent in Japanese.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But only after years of practice, and not instantaneously. Nothing special here, buddy!


I wish that the US Constitution wasn't worthless.

 

[darfgarf]

granted, it sells on ebay to the queen of england for $1, she proceeds to smoke it


i wish raptors really were coming back soon

 

[Jourdy288]

granted, it sells on ebay to the queen of england for $1, she proceeds to smoke it


i wish raptors really were coming back soon

Granted. They kill you first.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/RoI6NDblT84?feature=oembed

I wish Firefly didn't get canceled.

 

[DavidBowman]

Granted. This happens:

...and then the show gets canceled.


I wish I knew then what I know now.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted. This happens:

...and then the show gets canceled.


I wish I knew then what I know now.

Again, can you actually corrupt my wish man? That's a movie I'd pay to see.


Anyhow, you know then what you know now. Unfortunately, your stolen experience prevents you from meeting dear friends and future family. You wind up alone.


I wish I could tell NBC what programs to keep/toss.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Granted. This happens:

...and then the show gets canceled.


I wish I knew then what I know now.

Again, can you actually corrupt my wish man? That's a movie I'd pay to see.


Anyhow, you know then what you know now. Unfortunately, your stolen experience prevents you from meeting dear friends and future family. You wind up alone.


I wish I could tell NBC what programs to keep/toss.

Granted, but you start taking medication, and cancel every single show.


I wish it was 2014 so the new Xbox and PlayStation would be released.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted. And they're both failures.


I wish I could think of something I wanted.

 

[Cameleon]

Granted. And they're both failures.


I wish I could think of something I wanted.

Granted, but what you want is unobtainable and it fills you with a sense of emptiness.


I wish I had more motivation...

 

[DavidBowman]

Granted. You're so motivated you never stop to eat or sleep and you drop dead.


I wish that the next time I corrupt one of Jourdy's wishes he doesn't like it.

Granted. This happens:


[comic]


...and then the show gets canceled.

Again, can you actually corrupt my wish man? That's a movie I'd pay to see.

Well, the show still got canceled.

 

[Jourdy288]

That's not a problem if that movie exists.


Granted, you're more motivated to make a wish I don't like. Unfortunately, it consumes you.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

That's not a problem if that movie exists.


Granted, you're more motivated to make a wish I don't like. Unfortunately, it consumes you.

Since you didn't wish, you no longer exist.


I wish my GameCube Game Boy player would freaking ship already!

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted, it comes broken. Nice job, impatient.


I wish myself back into existence.

 

[Stradian]

Granted. You wake up out of the matrix.


I wish my nose would stop bleeding.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, you ran out of blood so it stops but you die. (u sound like my brother)


I wish my brother's PC PSU didn't sound like a hurricane.

 

[darfgarf]

granted, it sounds like grosvotn on a bad day, and creates as much smoke+lava


i wish i could get my triple 24" monitors and new 6850 setup in portrait, goddam lack of vesa mount holes >.<

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But they turn into windows. Not the OS, I mean real windows; the kind you install in houses.


I wish that the Pandora had a different name, based on someone else's mythology.