Corrupt A Wish

[Jourdy288]

Granted, it's now known as the Mjölnir, and barely anybody can pronounce it. Everybody who tries to use it winds up slain horribly.

I wish more people played Final Fantasy III.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Granted, it's now known as the Mjölnir, and barely anybody can pronounce it. Everybody who tries to use it winds up slain horribly.

I wish more people played Final Fantasy III.

Granted. Lots of trolls have now played it. They bashed on it so much when it came out, Square decided to cancel the franchise.


I wish my Dell Vostro V13 cursor would stop shaking all over the screen!

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, now it shakes the screen itself.


I wish that Arnold Schwarzenegger would be back.

 

[Cameleon]

Granted, now it shakes the screen itself.


I wish that Arnold Schwarzenegger would be back.

Granted, but he's now crazy. Charlie Sheen levels of crazy.


I wish I had more money.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. Enjoy your American dollar!


I wish Gruso would become Super Gruso and personally parachute to people's houses to deliver Pandoras.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted.


Nothing goes wrong and it drives you to the point of insanity.


I wish I had better reflexes.

 

[DavidBowman]

Granted. Your reflexes become so highly-evolved that you become renown throughout the universe as some sort of demigod. The most powerful fighters seek you out to test their meddle and the rest of your life is spent in painful, unending combat. Also, you develop really big, golden hair, but you smell like a monkey.


I wish that all politicians were impervious to corruption.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. Hey, that'd actually be pretty cool. You get a free pass.


I wish that only half of our politicians would be free from corruption, and they'd know from childhood that they would be.

 

[DaMummy]

granted, half of the politicians die, as thats the only way that will happen.


i wish this thread would die off

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted. Unfortunately, mass suicide due to boredom results. You are the culprit and are arrested.


I wish E3 was sooner.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. The last booth arrives five minutes early. That's earlier.


I wish for one (just one) more button on the Pandora.

 

[Stradian]

Granted. The last booth arrives five minutes early. That's earlier.


I wish for one (just one) more button on the Pandora.

Granted. It takes the place of your LCD.


I wish I could forget everything.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, including basic life functions (such as how to eat, breathe, etc.).


I wish that New Jersey was north of New York instead of south of it.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted, and as a result, Jersey Shore becomes so popular, you're now part of it.


I wish NDA was less strict.

 

[Stradian]

Granted. The National Dance Association is now less strict.


I wish for a transparent key mat.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted- But you can't see it.


I wish I could make my wishes happen IRL.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, you can only make bad wishes and you soon destroy the world.


I wish the world wasn't destroyed by Jourdy288

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted- you did it, and you go down in history as the reason humanity lives on Mars, barely scraping out a living.


I wish I could remember what I meant to wish..

 

[DavidBowman]

Granted, but it's all you can think about for the rest of your days.


I wish that there were no hypothetical situations.


(Also, I wish that everyone watches this video for the lulz: My "Link")

 

[DaMummy]

Granted: Everyone actually breaks a leg during any competition.


I Wish this post was on the next page.


(Edit: FUCK YEAH! SUCCESS!)