Corrupt A Wish

[I8NY]

Granted, you start buying worthless things so they can't lose anymore more value.


I wish I had a billion dollar idea.

 

[Prometheus]

You do - you'd pay a billion dollars for someone to take it away from you!


I wish my fan was a bit more powerful.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But it's going to be humid out for the rest of the summer. (You DO know how fans work, right?)


I wish that my brother had a better taste in games that the Call of Duty Money series.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted, he becomes obsessed with Madden games.


i wish for a new couch.


(Prometheous, look into Vornado fans, greatest thing since the hot sandwich maker)

 

[Jourdy288]

You get one. Unfortunately, it's the same couch from the Saturday Morning Apocalypse.


I wish I wasn't bound/gagged by NDA.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, you are stabbed by Nick Daniel Allen (i think i saw him on the forums looking for you)


I wish I could get quake 1 working on my Pandora.

 

[DavidBowman]

Granted, but then the Strogg break in and capture you to harvest your body parts.


I wish the sky was a different color.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. Our atmosphere is replaced with a gas that humans cannot breathe. The entire population dies shortly after.


I wish that I knew whether David Bowman (the user, not the 2001 character) understood basic physics or not.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, he tells you but has to kill you for telling you.


I wish I had enough money to get the AMD 6850 video card.

 

[moz]

Granted, the videocard then gets recalled for a major manufacturing error as soon as you get the funds.


I wish I lived in the world of Pokemon.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted, You get attacked by this thing

seriously, wtf is that thing?


I wish Ubuntu 11.04 would read my damn hdd that 10.10 had no problem reading...

 

[I8NY]

Granted, when it reads it, it reads it the wrong way messing up all your files.


I wish everything would work in 11.04 when I upgrade sometime.

 

[DavidBowman]

Granted, but it works too well. Skynet forms from what used to be just a humble PC and all of humanity is doomed. All because you just had to upgrade. I'm still on Lucid, thank you! </sarcasm>


I wish people everywhere had a very good education.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - everyone that goes to school dies because fast food places have no workers.


i still wish ubuntu would read my damn drive!

 

[DavidBowman]

[seriousMoment] What format is the drive in? Can your computer see it in the BIOS? If so, can Ubuntu see the hardware too? [/seriousMoment]


Granted, but then you're mauled by a pack of wild wombats.


I wish that I never felt the need to wish for anything.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted, but the fact that you wished for it cancels it out, and you wind up trapped in a neverending loop in the time space continuum.


I wish I had my drivers license.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, you soon get into a horrible car accident (while you were driving) and you lose your thumbs so you can't use your Pandora.


I wish I could find a place to get my drivers license.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. The D-M-Goddamned-V! But it closes.


I wish that red pens were more acceptable in school.

 

[cinaed666]

Granted, but chaos soon overruns the school because nobody can correct tests anymore.


I wish I could play the guitar better.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Granted, but chaos soon overruns the school because nobody can correct tests anymore.


I wish I could play the guitar better.

Granted. Now with your new guitar skills, you try to play the fastest song ever, resulting in the strings slicing your fingers off.


I wish for a portal gun.