(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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A man goes to the doctors and says, "doctor, doctor, I think I'm a moth!"
The doctor says, "well, I don't think it's me you want to see, maybe I can refer you to a psychiatrist".
The man says, "funny you should say that, I was actually just on my way there when I noticed your
light was on."
The doctor says, "well, I don't think it's me you want to see, maybe I can refer you to a psychiatrist".
The man says, "funny you should say that, I was actually just on my way there when I noticed your
light was on."
Super Roach
oh you can't put me on the spot like that!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
an investigator.
an investigator.
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A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “You’ll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.”
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This is a great little clip of wordplay from Mitchell & Webb
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01mrwlh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01mrwlh
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I know someone who talks like an owl.
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall.
‘We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want $200,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.’
They weren’t joking about being determined, i’ve had 36 missed calls from them now.
‘We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want $200,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.’
They weren’t joking about being determined, i’ve had 36 missed calls from them now.
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When did the chicken cross the road?
Wednesday afternoon.
Wednesday afternoon.
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Never mind, it's tearable.
Why is it best to buy your bread and cakes from pigs? They're good at bacon things 
Why do pigs make good pharmacists? They give out plenty of oinkments
is it bad that I giggled at my own jokes?
Why do pigs make good pharmacists? They give out plenty of oinkments
is it bad that I giggled at my own jokes?
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Why did Mrs Pig tell Mr Pig to sleep on the sofa?
He kept hogging the quilt!
He kept hogging the quilt!
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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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Living in a vacuum sucks.
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Well played thread, well played.
