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A man goes to the doctors and says, "doctor, doctor, I think I'm a moth!"


The doctor says, "well, I don't think it's me you want to see, maybe I can refer you to a psychiatrist".


The man says, "funny you should say that, I was actually just on my way there when I noticed your


light was on."
 

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A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “You’ll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.”
 

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I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall. 

‘We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want $200,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.’ 

They weren’t joking about being determined, i’ve had 36 missed calls from them now.
 
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