(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


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I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall. 

‘We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want $200,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.’ 

They weren’t joking about being determined, i’ve had 36 missed calls from them now.
 
Why is it best to buy your bread and cakes from pigs? They're good at bacon things :D


Why do pigs make good pharmacists? They give out plenty of oinkments


is it bad that I giggled at my own jokes? :P
 
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