Binky Death's Steed Staff member Feb 2, 2014 #281 Favourite saying of one of my bespectacled relatives: You can't be optimistic with a misty optic.
Null Snug Feb 2, 2014 #282 A man goes to the doctors and says, "doctor, doctor, I think I'm a moth!" The doctor says, "well, I don't think it's me you want to see, maybe I can refer you to a psychiatrist". The man says, "funny you should say that, I was actually just on my way there when I noticed your light was on."
A man goes to the doctors and says, "doctor, doctor, I think I'm a moth!" The doctor says, "well, I don't think it's me you want to see, maybe I can refer you to a psychiatrist". The man says, "funny you should say that, I was actually just on my way there when I noticed your light was on."
Super Roach oh you can't put me on the spot like that! Feb 4, 2014 #284 What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an investigator.
Null Snug Feb 5, 2014 #285 A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “You’ll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.”
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “You’ll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.”
Fzero Advanced Member Feb 6, 2014 #286 This is a great little clip of wordplay from Mitchell & Webb http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01mrwlh
This is a great little clip of wordplay from Mitchell & Webb http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01mrwlh
iprice Certified Guru Feb 6, 2014 #288 Strigoi said: I know someone who talks like an owl. Click to expand... Who? Who? FZERO said: This is a great little clip of wordplay from Mitchell & Webb Click to expand... Great stuff from them as usual
Strigoi said: I know someone who talks like an owl. Click to expand... Who? Who? FZERO said: This is a great little clip of wordplay from Mitchell & Webb Click to expand... Great stuff from them as usual
PokeParadox Founder of Pirate Games - Penjin Coder Staff member Feb 6, 2014 #289 How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Binky Death's Steed Staff member Feb 6, 2014 #290 There are two important things in life: Never base conclusions on incomplete data
Null Snug Feb 7, 2014 #291 I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall. ‘We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want $200,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.’ They weren’t joking about being determined, i’ve had 36 missed calls from them now.
I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall. ‘We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want $200,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.’ They weren’t joking about being determined, i’ve had 36 missed calls from them now.
Løra (Lolla) Empress of AquaLuna Staff member Feb 8, 2014 #294 Why is it best to buy your bread and cakes from pigs? They're good at bacon things Why do pigs make good pharmacists? They give out plenty of oinkments is it bad that I giggled at my own jokes?
Why is it best to buy your bread and cakes from pigs? They're good at bacon things Why do pigs make good pharmacists? They give out plenty of oinkments is it bad that I giggled at my own jokes?
PokeParadox Founder of Pirate Games - Penjin Coder Staff member Feb 8, 2014 #295 Why did Mrs Pig tell Mr Pig to sleep on the sofa? He kept hogging the quilt!
PokeParadox Founder of Pirate Games - Penjin Coder Staff member May 18, 2014 #299 PokeParadox said: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Click to expand... Well played thread, well played.
PokeParadox said: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Click to expand... Well played thread, well played.