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After a wild party, three friends caught an infection, so they go to the doctor.

One had a green one, the other a yellow one and the last a red one.

So the doctor calls the first one in. And after a few moments, the guy starts begging:

"No, doctor. There must be another way, no! Aaargh!".

So he comes out with a long face and the other friends ask him what had happened.

"They had to amputate it, it was an aggressive fungus".

So the doctor calls the second one in. Same story. Screaming all around.

So he comes out with a long face and the other friends ask him what had happened.

"It was pus due to rot, they had to amputate it".

So the doctor calls the third one in. Five minutes in, no sound, no screaming.

Suddenly the door slams open. And the third guy yells:

IT WAS LIPSTICK! IT WAS LIPSTICK!
 
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The blonde girl was so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

How does a hair dresser make phone calls?..He cuts them short.

How does SATAN answer the telephone?

HELL OH ?
 
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I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"


She said, "Yes, sir."


So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?"
 
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke"


What did one phone say to the other phone? "I'm engaged!"
 
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