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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant


I saw this guy chatting up a cheetah the other day..I think he was trying to pull a fast one.


I went to buy some camouflage trousers..but couldn't find any.


At the supermarket, I saw these two people wrapped in a barcode. So I said "are you two an item?"


I cleaned the loft with my boyfriend the other day...now I can't get the cobwebs out of his hair.


Two aerials met, fell inlove and got married...the reception was brilliant!


:D lolololol
 
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What do you call a sheep with vertical black and white stripes?

Baa-code

What do you call a sheep with horizontal black and white stripes?

Baa-humbug
 
- Far, får får får?

- Nej, får får inte får, får får lamm.

This is about sheep, and very funny. In swedish. You'll have to take my word for it.

EDIT: Just tried Google Translate, just for laughs:

- Father, get get get? 

- No, may not get the sheep, sheep, lambs.

 

Even better :D
 
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Anyone want to hear two short jokes and one long joke? Joke, joke, joooooooke!


Why was the bee flying down the motorway with its legs crossed? It was looking for a BP station.


A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light".
 
Never trust quarks - they make up everything

What happened to the army that tried to invade Egypt?

They were anileated!

What happened to the man who tried to teach a group of thugs particle physics?

He got lepton.
 
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