Don't they poison themselves while cleaning with this shit on their fur?
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Depends on what you use to paint them i suppose, but i'm not a cat person so if they do end up poisoning themselves i'd say thats just another reason to try painting your cat.Don't they poison themselves while cleaning with this shit on their fur?
FYI: facepaint is nontoxic but i bet it can really fuck with a cats sense of smell
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Looks good. I had this 2d version for ages: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SimTower
(quite enjoyable, give it a go if you find it.)
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It is surprisingly enjoyable
+ will do.
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Poor Bing.
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Something tells me that computer's not real.
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that dog...cat... the one on the right! ...looks like my old Geography teacher
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"Something is rotten in the state of Fridgemark" - Wm Milkshakespeare.
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The first flatscreen!
Something tells me that computer's not real.
A little story to start your Christmas season in the right spirit.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the
toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the
cider and hidden the rum.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke
into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went
to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end
of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
Wishing you Joy and Happiness at Christmas Time and throughout the year
to come.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the
toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the
cider and hidden the rum.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke
into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went
to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end
of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
Wishing you Joy and Happiness at Christmas Time and throughout the year
to come.
