Absurdism corner

[Klumpen]

Those smartphone zombies are everywhere, I regularly catch them walking absent on streets and nearly getting run over by cars or something like that.

Young people in the metro line are always fiddling around with their phones and it's gotten really hard to catch a look of a lady because of that too.

 

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You have no idea how many times my girlfriend has had close calls whilst on Facebook. One of which funnily enough was at St Kilda beach where she almost walked straight into a large pit a kid was digging.

Those smartphone zombies are everywhere, I regularly catch them walking absent on streets and nearly getting run over by cars or something like that.

I've had a few close encounters with lamp posts before (till I developed lampost radar anyhow), people tend to get out of my way though which is handy (for them ).

 

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[Fzero]

Haa! Too funny

 

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http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

A few gems,

HAS CANCER GIVEN PENSIONERS CANCER?

HAS THE INTERNET MADE CLIFF RICHARD IMPOTENT?

COULD THE METRIC SYSTEM KILL YOUR PETS?

 

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https://www.youtube.com/embed/8Q2P4LjuVA8?feature=oembed

 

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http://is.gd/WfsMvP

 

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http://is.gd/dwkfIN