(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Løra (Lolla)]

Get ready for these...they're baaaad..:


What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant


I saw this guy chatting up a cheetah the other day..I think he was trying to pull a fast one.


I went to buy some camouflage trousers..but couldn't find any.


At the supermarket, I saw these two people wrapped in a barcode. So I said "are you two an item?"


I cleaned the loft with my boyfriend the other day...now I can't get the cobwebs out of his hair.


Two aerials met, fell inlove and got married...the reception was brilliant!


lolololol

 

[PokeParadox]

What do you call a dear with no eyes?


No idea.


What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?


Still no idea.


What do you call a dear with no eyes, legs or genetils?


Still no fucking idea.

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

I really like water. Dunno why, but it just floats my boat

 

[PokeParadox]

Get ready for these...they're baaaad..:


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Are you feeling a little sheepish?

 

[sebt3]

Are you feeling a little sheepish?

Meêêêehh

 

[Binky]

What do you call a sheep with vertical black and white stripes?

Baa-code

What do you call a sheep with horizontal black and white stripes?

Baa-humbug

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

What does a sheep need when playing pool or snooker? A baa-b-cue

 

[iprice]

What's a sheep's favourite actress? Baaa-baaa-ra Streisand

 

[moxie]

- Far, får får får?

- Nej, får får inte får, får får lamm.

This is about sheep, and very funny. In swedish. You'll have to take my word for it.

EDIT: Just tried Google Translate, just for laughs:

- Father, get get get? 

- No, may not get the sheep, sheep, lambs.

 

Even better

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Anyone want to hear two short jokes and one long joke? Joke, joke, joooooooke!


Why was the bee flying down the motorway with its legs crossed? It was looking for a BP station.


A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light".

 

[Binky]

Never trust quarks - they make up everything

What happened to the army that tried to invade Egypt?

They were anileated!

What happened to the man who tried to teach a group of thugs particle physics?

He got lepton.

 

[x1212]

Are you feeling a little sheepish?

Meêêêehh

sheep like these? :blink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Lmao! Aww nej...I have the giggles now

 

[comradekingu]

løra, you are the funniest person ever, you should go professional.

 

[Binky]

løra, you are the funniest person ever, you should go professional.

Don't overdo the flattery now, will you.

On the topic of sheep:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/D2FX9rviEhw?feature=oembed

 

[x1212]

løra, you are the funniest person ever, you should go professional.

Don't you think writing something like this in a thread with the topic "(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner" can be misunderstood?

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

@x1212: Are you implying sarcasm? Are you implying I'm not...funny...? *chokes* haha

 

[PokeParadox]

"It was when Luke kissed his sister he realised he was looking for love in Alderaan places"

 

[Null]

What’s sweet, crunchy, and says ‘meow’?

A bis-cat.

 

[PokeParadox]

Groan: http://xkcd.com/1378/