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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Ugh... that's definitely... bad.


Anyhoo lifted straight out of Majora's Mask:


Did you hear about the kidnapping?


Kidnapping?


Yes everyone was worried but then he woke up!
 
The right to bare arms

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Not into crude jokes that much but this was funny.

James was on the beach, and could not understand why Bob had attracted all the girls, while he had no luck. So he asked Bob "why do you get all the girls and I get nothing?"   Bob replied "take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It drives the women wild!"   So James stuffed a potato in his swimsuit and paraded up and down the beach. Several hours later, he still had no woman.   James went to see Bob again and said "I've tried the potato and it doesn't work!"   Bob looked at James and asked, "have you tried putting the potato in the front?"
 
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A Rough translation:

A man and his wife are sitting in the waiting room. The doctor calls him in, alone:

Man: There must have been a mistake, my wife got the medical exam.

Doctor: I'm terribly sorry we had mixup in the results.

Man: What does that mean ?

Doctor: Your wife has either Alzheimers or AIDS

Man: Thats horrible, what should I do now ?

Doctor: Take your wife, get into the car, and drive her out of the city. Leave her there, if she does not get home things aren't that grim, if she does, don't sleep with her anymore.
 
Define: Subordinate Clause

Answer: One of Santa's little helpers.
 
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Patient: Doctor doctor, I've got something stuck in my throat.


Doctor : Are you choking?


Patient: No, I'm being serious!


What is the name of a musical pirate? Arrr Monica!
 
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