Get ready for these...they're baaaad..:
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant
I saw this guy chatting up a cheetah the other day..I think he was trying to pull a fast one.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers..but couldn't find any.
At the supermarket, I saw these two people wrapped in a barcode. So I said "are you two an item?"
I cleaned the loft with my boyfriend the other day...now I can't get the cobwebs out of his hair.
Two aerials met, fell inlove and got married...the reception was brilliant!
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			What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant
I saw this guy chatting up a cheetah the other day..I think he was trying to pull a fast one.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers..but couldn't find any.
At the supermarket, I saw these two people wrapped in a barcode. So I said "are you two an item?"
I cleaned the loft with my boyfriend the other day...now I can't get the cobwebs out of his hair.
Two aerials met, fell inlove and got married...the reception was brilliant!
			
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