Maybe he's Dutch, the Dutch word for pepper sounds like "paper".
Constipation?
Constipation?
Even our Honey which is most expensive which is fir honey, is only 10 € for a pound ..
‘Ear, that cow’s got more problems than just constipation...
Does it also make your hair nice and shiny though?
If you cannot eat it then you should not put it on your body either.