Absurdism corner

[Null]

https://www.youtube.com/user/kurtjmac

 

[Fzero]

"Flappy Birds" news

 

[Fzero]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Frilly-Knickers-with-free-Samsung-FIT-phone-WITHOUT-Floppy-Bird-/291078394214

 

[Null]

http://crzysdrs.sytes.net/dv/article.php?id=476

 

[FBnil]

I don´t think its the memory, I have a 1Ghz model and kde is working in slackware, playing videos etc. But there I can set to 1200Mhz.


so please buy us a Mercedes Benz, eh wrong sheet, give us a CPU speed tool so we can get more than 600MHz.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/7tGuJ34062s?feature=oembed

 

[Null]

 

[Binky]

Have fun trying to type on that

 

[Null]

^ There are worse ones out there.

 

[Fzero]

That'd be better if it just had a few more Shift keys on it

 

[FBnil]

Love the aswd... ehr... fgrt keys..

 

[FBnil]

Can speak "romance language":

http://www.chinavasion.com/china/wholesale/Electronic_Gadgets/Cool_Gadgets/Solar_Powered_MP4_Player_2GB-Mobile_Power_Station

 

[Granitehead]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/eiJWCJc4Oec?feature=oembedCan confirm there are strange people who actually ask. And my beard isn't nearly as impressive (yet).

 

[Klumpen]

@T4b:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/KlgbKIswpzI?feature=oembed

I'm thinking about growing a mustache again in addition to my "beardframe and goatie".

 

[Granitehead]

Ah no, everything but a moustache, in my opinion. :-D

 

[Klumpen]

Ah no, everything but a moustache, in my opinion. :-D

Not even like this?

 

[Granitehead]

No. 3mm at most. Okay, maybe 5. But no mm more.

 

[Klumpen]

I never had more than 3mm or 4mm there yet, because my beard is even more multicoloured there than everywhere else.

 

[Granitehead]

I have to admit, I'm just too lazy for less than 3-5mm. :-D

Too lazy for anything fancy too, I just let it grow however it wants.

I like multicoloured, mine is a little, too. All of it is darker than the hair on top of my head (how do you actually call this? I always paraphrase, no matter the language. On the other hand, I don't care enough to find out), but some symmetrical areas on the sides of my chin are a little lighter than the rest. Not really an accurate description, but I don't tend to think a lot about facial hair (it's there. That's enough. Why would I need to think or talk about it?).

 

[Klumpen]

It's about men's pride.

And life and death:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/3nQwLlFF1As?feature=oembed

 

[Monkfish]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/vZp_q_7IExA?feature=oembed

also BEST TATTOO EVAR: