Absurdism corner

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No images from me today, just a story :)

In France, there is no scholl the wenesday afternoon. 2 weeks ago, our son (15) invited 2 of his friends at home for the afternoon after the class. My wife made pancakes for lunch. The kids loved it and had a great afternoon playing PS3 games and nerf guns.

On monday this week, a strange thing happened, one of these 2 kids father called the school and requested a his son some retaining hours : he found out his son use porn website. You read it right : he requested the scholl to punish his son because he use porn at home ! What a joke !

You know how are kids. The rumor about it grow fast and on monday evening our son told us that story being completly in awe...

You know what ? The story doesnt end here, far from it. On tuesday morning, my wife got a phone call from that father.

He : Did you know my son use porn website ?

She: Yes, I somehow know that...

He : WHAT! Am I the last one to know geez !!!!

I'm pretty sure that's all your fault. My son scolar result are dropping fast lately. It's all because of all that porn.

I'm sure he learned porn with your son, that's completly unacceptable. I'm on my way to the police station to do a complain against you. Seriously, where did you have your mind ?

And he hanged.

So my wife called the school to have more information on what's going on. She learned the scholl had the same type of phone call just before her.

What's so absurd about all this ?

Last week, they got that "sex lesson" all french kids get at that age in biology class.And the teacher explicitly told the kids that RL sex have nothing to do with all they can see in a porn video. So if they never had seen a porn video at this stage, they've all been there at least for curiosity. That's human right. I for one bet the whole class had a look at porn site one way or an other within the last week.

Beside we live in a city with some violence problems. Our cops have definatly better thing to handle than a kid going on porn website. So i'm not worried a little bit about that complain. I'm way more worried for his son. By now, the whole school know the risk of having friendship with this kid. My son decided to not talk to him anymore as the rest of the class.

So that father completly ruined his son social life because his son is curious. Yet he wonder why he is the last one to know things about his son...
 
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Oh dear, it's sad that the other kids are avoiding this one now, they should stick together and find a way to punish that father in a creative way, possibly involving porn.
 
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At 15 I'm pretty sure I was reading pr0n mags at the back of the classroom on some less interesting lessons.

...I say "reading", not sure there was even any text aside from the title on front :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U
 
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lol this whole thing reminds me of a kid from my high school days, lets call him "stuart sharman" because thats his real name :) i remember him sitting in french class and masturbating over our french teacher in the middle of lessons he got detention for a week because he got messy under the bottom side of the desk!  

also this:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/QrxPuk0JefA?feature=oembed
 
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Shit in America is getting more sad and weird every day.

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Unless that automaton has a convenient way to change the way it interprets / processes the data on the character wheel, it isn't really a computer.

Still a bloody marvellous piece of engineering though :)
 
"E.T.A. Hoffmann" wrote a famous book with this topic "Clockwork Automaton" in it, named "Der Sandmann" from 1816, often known because of the character "Coppelius" after which a very unique band from my area is named.

It's a great story, maybe there's a translation into English around, in here is the original version:

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/6341

Hardrock from two clarinets, a cello and a drumset:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Nb-hZ-ovXnk?feature=oembed

I've seen them live once and it was the best concert I have ever seen

- it was made like a theatrical play and they are always 19th century style. ;)

Automatons were quite popular here and most clocks from this time have at least one.
 
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