Let''s Make Up Pandora Marketing Slogans!

[atomicthumbs]

Let's all make up potential slogans for the Pandora, if it had ads or other marketing. "Ultra portability without sacrificing capability" is good and descriptive, but a bit verbose.

An example from another thread:

"A Fucking DS On Steroids"

My ideas:

"Pandora: Look inside"

"Gaming inside"

"Not a music service"

"Pandora: IT WILL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS"

 

[PoisonedV]

Pandora: It's big, it's black, it's coming

 

[atomicthumbs]

Pandora: It's big, it's black, it's coming

But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[craigix]

Pandora: Stylishly Late.

Too soon?

 

[gruso]

But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I know you didn't mean this as a slogan, but it's pretty snappy and I think they should use it.

 

[renegadechic]

Pandora - because everyone knows the lady loves... delayed gratification

 

[Chip]

But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I can't tell if you had a stroke in the middle of that sentence and kept typing, or if I had a stroke in the middle of reading it. Either way, it's gibberish to me.

 

[gruso]

 

[.Gogeta§§J4BR.]

lol files

 

[lulzfish]

The Pandora: Nobody has ever even been as far want to go do anything like it for the same price and size.

 

[gp2.eXe]

LOL

Here's one:
"Dare to open it"

or:
"It's a box full of surprises"

 

[Happy]

Pandora. Panriffic. Pan-freaking-riffic.

 

[verm71]

But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That's right up there with "All your Box are belong to us!"

How about
"More fun than you can shake a joystick at"

"What's inside?"

"Its contents are bigger than the box"

 

[gp2.eXe]

But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That's right up there with "All your Box are belong to us!"


Now that makes it to the LOL! Files :lol:

 

[mindlord]

We would've powered it with a quantum singularity battery, but they don't have those yet.

If we were competing with the PSP or DS, we would've made it suck

You just failed your saving throw versus gadget awe

Infinite possibilities - in your pocket.

Chuck Norris disguised as a UMPC

 

[gruso]

Pandora: Don't worry about it, you wouldn't understand.

 

[DavidBowman]

"NOT sold in stores... yet."

 

[sixstringmonk]

"Just when you thought it was safe to open the box"

 

[Happy]

Pandora, guaranteed to blow your mind or at least have you speaking in gibberish.

Probably cause some other sorts of mental breakdown as well. On second thought, maybe the world is not yet ready for Pandora.

 

[devhace]

"If you don't buy me, you'll make me a saaaaad panda..."