Vitel
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3: Nokia 1202, Panasonic TZ5, Zaurus C1000
Fixed.dflemstr said:0.
There's no option for me
I had runs just like a race horse
The day I made my mark
Sat down on the shitter
And I made a toilet shark
Picked up my old game boy
Colored Casing but not screen
Droppin blocks in Tetris
Clearin the rows clean
The blocks kept comin faster
And my legs were gettin numb
Decided not to get up I was havin too much fun
I'm a Tetris Toilet King
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I've got more rows than I've got hoes
It doesn't even hurt my nose
And my score on the old game boy shows
But in my brain I know I knows
Yes I know that you might scoff
But I'll lose my score if I turn it off
The lights were slowly dimmin
I was poopin in the dark
Haven't payed the power bill in three whole months
So I had to light a spark
Pulled out my old zippo
Listened to the ping
The gases from my ass list up
And it made a firey ring
Burnt like hell in that commode
And it suddenly did explode
I was a dethroned Tetris King
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