may88 said:
SG99 - Are you moaning about a person that ... enough already.
You posted in here just to tell me to get a li... f....
Breaking News
Earlier today, scientists working at the Bondringer Research Facility for Universal Integrity made a public statement about bizarre irregularities recorded in the space time continuum. According to Dr David Foster, the leader of the project, today has been an eventful and chaotic moment in history... well it would have been were you a sub-dimensional particle. For those of us living in this universe, nothing at all seems to have changed, but Foster and his team claim that the whole of reality actually broke and reformed, if only momentarily:
'Our team is primarily responsible for tracking and monitoring changes in Gruslet particles and SomeWaves. Today we witnessed something completely unprecedented and startling - all at once, and in perfectly synchronisity, the Gruslets and Somewaves collided into each other for no obvious reason. The source of the disturbance seems to have originated here on Earth, but we calculate the the shock-wave extended quite rapidly across the entire universe.'
Gruslets and Somewaves were the theoretical proposition of the esteemed scientist Jason Boombin, who suggestion that all matter and forces of the universe were dictated by a perfect balance of order and chaos. Boombin theorised that reality itself was composed of his self-described interdimensional 'poombits', the interaction of which would stablise the consistency and order of the universes in which they traverse. In his seminal paper 'Poombits: How the Universe makes sense' Boomin proposed that the opposite idea would also hold true: that disruptive moments in logic and sense could actually displace the universal order of reality, maybe even destroy it.
Sadly, Boombin didn't live long enough to see his theories and ideas ratified and widely accepted by the scientific community. Today, Gruslets and Somewavs are regarded to be the best explanation for the nature of our universe. The Bondringer Research Facility for Universal Integrity was established back in 1994 to provide further investigation into the elusive 'poombit sphere-carpet'.
'We need to analyse this data further, but the implications are staggering! We recorded that the entire poombit-fabric destroyed itself and was rebuilt in almost an instant. We don't currently understand how or why this happened, or the mystery behind the regeneration. All I know is the entire scientific community is buzzing over what this might mean.'
Over the apparent cause of the disturbance, Foster is equally puzzled:
'We have no idea. It would have to be some kind of break in logic - some event or moment that made absolutely no sense at all. But that still doesn't quite explain it... it would have to have the pattern of a shell-rupture-spasm, that is several layers of illogical moments in cascade.'
Members of the public are currently being asked for anecdotal data in order to track down the anomoly. If you think you can help, please submit your story at www.bondringer.org/poombit.
