Will Mafia Wars On Facebook Work?


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I recently started playing Mafia Wars on Facebook and just wondered if I'll be able to play it on my Pandora? I know facebook should work but I'm not sure about the game :)
It's this game btw http://www.zynga.com/games/index.php?game=mafiawars
 
I've never played it either because it sounds stupid, but I think it's just some Javascript crap. As long as it doesn't use Flash or anything, it should work fine.
 
I don't go on facebook, but people at work keep going on about this and some farming one haha
 
PoisonedV said:
The real problem here is why would you want to play it
Because he likes it, isn't you, and wants to know. Great input btw.

Edit @V: oh I see... he added by saying it should work but looks like crap. You don't see the difference between adding to the conversation (even with a negative tone) and just spouting negative remarks? It's not the first recently.
 
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hey! it`s PoisonedV, at least some things have remained the same, he`s still the same old crabby antisocial monster he always was, kinda brings a tear to the eye...LOL
 
BackAssward said:
PoisonedV said:
The real problem here is why would you want to play it

Because he likes it, isn't you, and wants to know. Great input btw.
You gonna get lulzfish, too, pally?
 
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mafiawars... thats as bad as farmville...
and its flash im pretty sure, so that wont work... yet...
 
PoisonedV said:
BackAssward said:
PoisonedV said:
The real problem here is why would you want to play it

Because he likes it, isn't you, and wants to know. Great input btw.
You gonna get lulzfish, too, pally?
As stated above, so long as it isn't Flash it should work.

@PoisonedV
Please, stop it. If you have nothing of value to contribute, don't.
I, quite frankly, don't and won't play Mafia Wars because IMO I don't like playing the bad guy. But don't dis somebody's taste. It's in poor taste.
 
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There is no taste in facebook games.
They are absolute crap, inundated with ads, and stupid ploys to get you to spam your friends with invites to sign up for the application. The facebook apps scene is a mess, and farmville and mafia wars made by zynga games are perpetrators. Though of relatively high quality for facebook, they are still steaming piles of shit(I've had to sit through a chemistry class where my teacher explained how if you trap your farmville character in hay bales, it makes the farming go faster)
 
El Jefe said:
There is no taste in facebook games.
They are absolute crap, inundated with ads, and stupid ploys to get you to spam your friends with invites to sign up for the application. The facebook apps scene is a mess, and farmville and mafia wars made by zynga games are perpetrators. Though of relatively high quality for facebook, they are still steaming piles of shit(I've had to sit through a chemistry class where my teacher explained how if you trap your farmville character in hay bales, it makes the farming go faster)

I can't believe I'm agreeing with *him*... but I am. Please don't taint your pandora with this garbage.
 
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jeez, people need to lighten up. I, for one, missed PoisonedV's unabashed commentary. People shouldn't take shit so seriously, this is the internet, and PoisonedV's remarks usually aren't aimed at anyone in particular. No one is safe, and everyone's a target. Whilst some may see him as insensitive, I think he fills a necessary role as both an agent of negativity & as comic relief. This specific comment isn't even really offensive, he's merely voicing his opinion, I don't see why everyone's jumping on him. Are we not allowed to say we don't like something if it contradicts someone else's taste?

so,welcome back PoisonedV (yah i kno u never really left, but u weren't posting for a while & there were many times where I read a post & said to myself 'gee, I wish PoisonedV were here to tear them apart in a cheeky manner') =]
 
I think it would be great to add farmville to the promotional posters, being the elite game that it is I am sure people will flock to the pandora.
 
For some reason I play Mafia Wars. I agree, it is kind of lame, but I still play it every day. It's just like that horrible Zork game. Pure crap with "buy in" incentive. Would be cool to be able to do some jobs on the Pandora.
 
socket said:
For some reason I play Mafia Wars. I agree, it is kind of lame, but I still play it every day. It's just like that horrible Zork game. Pure crap with "buy in" incentive. Would be cool to be able to do some jobs on the Pandora.

Zork a bad game? You should get banned ASAP!

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Oh god, childhood flashbacks. Infocom was amazing.

I've got a manual that came with an infocom bundle, had pretty much all of the Zork games... The manual had a hilarious application to sign up for some intergalactic war. I remember one of the first questions was "Are you blind?", it had a normal size check box for no, and then a gigantic check box for yes.

Does anyone know where I can find a copy of that online? My copy is probably lost by now...

Edit: I managed to find a part of it, unfortunately not a scan but just a typed version. Either way, enjoy :p.

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socket said:
For some reason I play Mafia Wars. I agree, it is kind of lame, but I still play it every day. It's just like that horrible Zork game. Pure crap with "buy in" incentive. Would be cool to be able to do some jobs on the Pandora.
Are you kidding me? Zork 1-3 is fantastic
 
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PoisonedV said:
socket said:
For some reason I play Mafia Wars. I agree, it is kind of lame, but I still play it every day. It's just like that horrible Zork game. Pure crap with "buy in" incentive. Would be cool to be able to do some jobs on the Pandora.
Are you kidding me? Zork 1-3 is fantastic

I'm with you all the way (been playing Zork 1 on me Husky Hunter recently), but I do believe socket is referring to an online abomination called "Legends of Zork". It does indeed emit the odor of the pile outside the stalls in Farmville.
 
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