Family Guy Quotes

[Mark]

Family guy has got to be one of the funniest things on TV-come and post some of your favorite quotes :lol:

Lois: Peter, I don't think we should buy this car.
Peter: Why not?
Lois: Peter the steering wheel is made of cardboard. And look-there isn't even an engine. There's just a drawing of an engine.

 

[Enslaved]

Doctor: Why did you roll around in toxic waste?
Mayor West: So I could aquire super powers.
Doctor: Now thats just silly!

 

[ThndrShk2k]

At job interveiw
Bossdude: "So where do you think you'll be in 5 year?"
Peter: *thinking* Don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife!
Peter; ""Doin' your... son?"

 

[*Dc*hardcoregamez]

(quagmire/peter and cleveland) hehehheheheheheheh

Brian: oh god you told them

cleveland: heh u got your hand caught in the penis jar

Quagmire its ok i remember the first time i got caught

(flashback to ultrasound)

Doctor: Congratulations Mrs. Quagmire its a boy.......and it looks like hes.........OH MY GOD

quagmire in womb: heh aaalright

 

[Rico]

Jackpot!

 

[*Dc*hardcoregamez]

DING DONG

hey how old are u

16

18 aaaaalright

MOOOOOM

I like where this is going giggity giggity GIG-A-DY

 

[diablo2]

I Love Mexicans

Ill Do It

 

[mattmagoo]

Meg scratches the guy with her elongated finger nails

MAN : Ow, is it bleeding, no? Ok but OW any way.

Peter licks his nipples at the pool, OMG that was good.

BONDAGE!!! hehehe laughing thiniking bout it.

The whole secret episode where peter loses his bones and they are all kids and they wheel the police officer round in a red wagon

 

[cravex7]

I have a gift for you, I'll give you a hint, it's in my diaper and it isn't a toaster

 

[cravex7]

That whole sequence with the free chicken coupon (the nuclear holocaust episode)
Chicken.. gave me... A bad ... Coupon...

 

[mattmagoo]

ANy1 got the special edition 3 seasons box set, if so is it worth getting even if i got all 3 seasons on DVD already

 

[Rico]

When Cleveland is about to try out the search robot (two hanging arms)

Quagmire: Noo Cleveland, don't go in there!
Robot: Alert! Minority detected! *begins whacking him*
*plants gun onto him* Robot: Look out! He's got a gun!

 

[mattmagoo]

For anyone not familiar with Fmaily Guy Cleveland is African american

So undeniably racist

 

[Mosch]

(quagmire/peter and cleveland) hehehheheheheheheh

Brian: oh god you told them

cleveland: heh u got your hand caught in the penis jar

Quagmire its ok i remember the first time i got caught

(flashback to ultrasound)

Doctor: Congratulations Mrs. Quagmire its a boy.......and it looks like hes.........OH MY GOD

quagmire in womb: heh aaalright

I was quite sure that I have seen every eipsode, but I do not remember this quote.... which episode is it from?

 

[Enslaved]

Peter:Anyone who doesnt like Gumble to Gumble is a racist.

 

[ThndrShk2k]

When Cleveland is about to try out the search robot (two hanging arms)

Quagmire: Noo Cleveland, don't go in there!
Robot: Alert! Minority detected! *begins whacking him*
*plants gun onto him* Robot: Look out! He's got a gun!

the state of the art crime van?

Peter:Hey Joe**i think it's joe... not sure*it's not quagmire, the police dude aint quagmire XD* i think someone stole the van
Joe: No Peter, it has a cloaking device desguised as 2 hobos fighting over a cheese sandwich

 

[*Dc*hardcoregamez]

(quagmire/peter and cleveland) hehehheheheheheheh

Brian: oh god you told them

cleveland: heh u got your hand caught in the penis jar

Quagmire its ok i remember the first time i got caught

(flashback to ultrasound)

Doctor: Congratulations Mrs. Quagmire its a boy.......and it looks like hes.........OH MY GOD

quagmire in womb: heh aaalright

I was quite sure that I have seen every eipsode, but I do not remember this quote.... which episode is it from?

its from a cut scene on the 2nd/3rd season dvd FUNNIEST THING EVER! the doctor drops the ultrasound thing and is like OMG :lol:

 

[*Dc*hardcoregamez]

doctor walks in after checkup for special olympics



Doctor: Mr Swanson uh...i dont know how to say this....your paralized from the waist down

Joe:............I know

Doctor OH MY GOD....HA.......I WAS STANDING OUT THERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES...oh my god....woo

 

[mattmagoo]

Im gonna go watch all the DVDs agen coz i havent watched them all since season 3 came out, i watched all 21 episodes in one day (how sad am I!!)

 

[*Dc*hardcoregamez]

WHEELIE TIME!