Corrupt A Wish

[I8NY]

Error: no wish found.


I wish I could corrupt Prometheus wish.

 

[Prometheus]

^ Er, oops. I fixed it.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Granted - Amazon sends you your shipping confirmation, but its not the 3DS youre hoping for.

That's happened to me four times today. Seriously. This is probably the only wish-corruption in the thread to come true for real. :lol:

i wish i didnt feel like the last person on earth to receive a pandora and a 3ds

Don't worry, you won't be. But by the time you get them, they're both discontinued.


I wish I had purple hair.


EDIT: Whoops! Forgot the wish!

Granted. Now everybody makes fun of you.


I wish I had a machine to construct video game characters into real life, like Sonic, Mario, Sackboy, Solid Snake, Master Chief etc.

 

[Kur53]

Granted. Now everybody makes fun of you.


I wish I had a machine to construct video game characters into real life, like Sonic, Mario, Sackboy, Solid Snake, Master Chief etc.

Granted:but the characters become enraged and kill you.


I wish for someone to ninja me.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, he had a concealed knife when he did it so he cuts you in half.


I wish I knew what video game to play.

 

[Kur53]

Granted, he had a concealed knife when he did it so he cuts you in half.


I wish I knew what video game to play.

Granted: you now know what game you want to play, but you dont own the game, and you cannot afford to buy it.


I wish i hadnt just been cut in half.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, you got cut in thirds.


I wish I could afford that video game I wanted to play.

 

[Jourdy288]

You can, and then you buy it, then it turns out to be awful.


I wish I owned a copy of Pikmin.

 

[Kur53]

You can, and then you buy it, then it turns out to be awful.


I wish I owned a copy of Pikmin.

Yo do, but now you realize upon closer inspection that it says Pokemon!


I wish i was an expert at python so i could make some games for the pandora.

 

[I8NY]

You are now a expert on python 0.2023 Alpha. It does you no good because that version of python doesn't work on Pandora.


I wish SD cards were cheaper.

 

[Kur53]

You are now a expert on python 0.2023 Alpha. It does you no good because that version of python doesn't work on Pandora.


I wish SD cards were cheaper.

They are cheaper.... in quality, they no longer work and we all have to use usbs.


I wish i didnt have to present in 5 seconds.

 

[may88]

Granted, Your presentation is cancelled until tomorrow when the CEO is in the office. Liking your style (s)he gets you repeat it to every office in the country.


I wish everything was made from chocolate.

 

[Kur53]

The world is now made of chocolate. The world melts, and the guilt of melting the world kills you.


I wish i could speed up time at will.

 

[slaeshjag]

You can now speed up time at will, but you won't notice the difference in time flow since your reference, time, also speeds up.


I wish my cat wouldn't tip over my glass of cola.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

The world is now made of chocolate. The world melts, and the guilt of melting the world kills you.


I wish i could speed up time at will.

Granted. But you can't slow it back down. Time increasingly gains speed, resulting in you getting a seizure.


I wish turds didn't melt in the deep fryer (I thought I should say something random).


Edit: By the time I wrote this, slaeshjag beat me to the corruption.

 

[Jourdy288]

You can now speed up time at will, but you won't notice the difference in time flow since your reference, time, also speeds up.


I wish my cat wouldn't tip over my glass of cola.

Granted. She now drinks out of it when you're not looking.


I wish I could make epic music like this:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5q6skxRLnsI?feature=oembed

 

[I8NY]

You can now make epic music like that. You make it too epic similar to the song in the video and get sued for copying it.


I wish I had a 2TB HDD for my server.

 

[slaeshjag]

You wil now get a 2TB drive for your server, but it'll burn your RAID-controller as soon as you plug it in.


I wish I could concentrate on programming instead of browsing forums.

 

[I8NY]

You can now concentrate only on programming. All of your friends leave you because you can't think of them.


I wish I could have a slice of pizza.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - you can have a slice of the habranero pizza i just made, the heat gives you a heart attack.


I wish i could find some quality Bhut Jolokia's somewhere