Corrupt A Wish

[Aurekana]

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You do find some, but they end up being illegal in the place you find them, and you get caught and go to jail for life.


I wish I wouldn't procrastinate all the time.

 

[Kur53]

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You do find some, but they end up being illegal in the place you find them, and you get caught and go to jail for life.


I wish I wouldn't procrastinate all the time.

You now procrastinate most of the time.


I wish my pandora would get here and it would arrive in perfect condition.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

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You do find some, but they end up being illegal in the place you find them, and you get caught and go to jail for life.


I wish I wouldn't procrastinate all the time.

You now procrastinate most of the time.


I wish my pandora would get here and it would arrive in perfect condition.

Granted. But you trip on your shoe laces, and it the lid breaks off.


I wish I could get my Sega Saturn before April 3rd.

 

[slaeshjag]

You do get your Sega Saturn before April 3rd. Of 2060.


I wish GLES would stop crashing on me for using more than 6 VBO's.

 

[Kur53]

You do get your Sega Saturn before April 3rd. Of 2060.


I wish GLES would stop crashing on me for using more than 6 VBO's.

It no longer does, but your computer randomly crashes and you have to get a new one. this new computer crashes every VBO.


WOOT! my pandora just shipped!


oh and on a side note, i wish that i hadnt chosen the slow shipping.

 

[Jourdy288]

You do get your Sega Saturn before April 3rd. Of 2060.


I wish GLES would stop crashing on me for using more than 6 VBO's.

It no longer does, but your computer randomly crashes and you have to get a new one. this new computer crashes every VBO.


WOOT! my pandora just shipped!


oh and on a side note, i wish that i hadnt chosen the slow shipping.

Granted, you didn't, and your Pandora winds up lost in the mail.


I wish I knew if my dream meant something.


I dreamt that I was in China shortly after the T-Mobile/AT&T Merger, and I was watching a celebratory fireworks display when one of the fireworks that went up was the Windows 95 logo. Good sign or a bad one?!

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. You learn that your dream does mean something. But you are not told what. You go insane and shoot yourself.


I wish that Linux had a different name, but everything else was unchanged.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted. You learn that your dream does mean something. But you are not told what. You go insane and shoot yourself.


I wish that Linux had a different name, but everything else was unchanged.

Granted. It's now called Linus.


I wish I worded my wishes better.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, but your wishes become very weird because you use words no one knows.


I wish I had more DVD-R discs.

 

[Aurekana]

I wish I had more DVD-R discs.

You have a lot of them, but the only DVD burner you have is DVD+R, and so none of them will work in the drive. And they stopped making DVD-R drives years ago.


I wish I could live forever.

 

[AquaAnalogue]

^ Your wish is granted by Lucifer in exchange for your soul. You live a largely uneventful life and, at the end of Time, you assume your place in Hell.


I wish I had two hundred dollars.

 

[Prometheus]

You do. In Monopoly money.


I wish for a candy floss stand to pop up, because they're rather fun to watch.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - a little 5 year old girl sets up shop and charges a quarter(or whatever your currency is) for some, it tastes awful and she uses a cheap make-at-home candy floss machine which isnt fun to watch at all.


I wish i was more sure what candy floss is, i had to image google it and have come to the conclusion that it is cotton candy as we call it here in the center of the universe.

 

[Prometheus]

You are more sure, but now that you know, your brain turns into it and you forget.


I wish that I had more storage boxes.


(And yes, cotton candy would be the term used in North America for the same stuff. )

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but they're only big enough to hold a shot glass.


I wish bosbeetle's username was boscricket instead.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted. He eventually grows bored of typing in "Boscricket" instead of "BosBeetle" because it's just not the name he wanted.


I wish my internet connection was faster.

 

[Prometheus]

Granted. Now it's too fast, and no matter how fast you run, you can't catch it.


I wish for a robot army.

 

[Anihil8ion2199]

Wish granted... But now it's turned against you! It now follows Blue Protoman... World domination soon ensues...


I wish I didn't have to wear glasses on top of my glasses to watch a 3D TV.

 

[Aurekana]

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses on top of my glasses to watch a 3D TV.

You don't, because you're blind.


I wish all those terrible people online and in games (griefers) would just go home and stop wasting my time.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, now they're committing crime. Real crime. The kind that gets people hurt.


I wish that my school would use Linux.