Corrupt A Wish

[Jourdy288]

And you get them, but Nintendo sues for massive copyright infringement.


I wish I knew how to use Blender perfectly.

 

[WizardStan]

You are now the worlds best smoothie chef!


Doesn't help much with your 3D modeling career unfortunately.


I wish I could stay focused on one project long enough to actually finish it.

 

[Jourdy288]

You do, and everybody hates it.


I wish I was good at making 3D CGI objects...

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but you learn on a pirated copy of your program of choice. You get fined, arrested, and sued.


I wish that Ubuntu worked with my laptop's Wi-Fi hardware.

 

[Prometheus]

It does, but then your laptop's WiFi hardware breaks, and you're no better off than when you started.


I wish to know why there are still so many "reality" shows on television.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - You know why after you star in one of them, in which the world thinks the worst of you afterwards.


i wish to know, that if the world economy is doing so bad, and nobody has any money, where did that money go?

 

[LuciferRising]

Granted.. you have your answer. 2 seconds later a black suv with tinted windows pulls up. You are never heard from again.


I wish my computer wasn't making that awful sound.

 

[Prometheus]

It stops. But then it starts making an even worse one - it goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!".


I wish this thread was more like a text-adventure.

 

[Jourdy288]

It stops. But then it starts making an even worse one - it goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!".


I wish this thread was more like a text-adventure.

It is now. It is very dark, and you're eaten by a grue.


I wish I knew whether or not my finances will be in order by the end of the month so I can finally order a Pandora.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. They're not. You'll have to wait six weeks until your order yours!


I wish that every single member of these boards, GP32X, and its foreign equivalents owned a Pandora.

 

[Jourdy288]

They do. But half of them die in the ensuing battle between Sony/Apple and the rest of the world. But they do die heroically.


I wish I had some help making In A Memory.

 

[Aurekana]

I wish I had some help making In A Memory.

You do, but they're all from accounting and decide to terminate the project due to cost overruns.


I wish I could come up with a more original wish.

 

[I8NY]

You do, it is very easy to corrupt and it becomes one of the most corrupt wishes ever granted.


I wish it was legal to put movie DVDs onto portable devices.

 

[Granitehead]

I wish it was legal to put movie DVDs onto portable devices.

Granted, but it will be illegal to watch them.


I wish I would have never posted to this thread so I wouldn't get notifications for it and wouldn't waste time reading it and posting in it.

 

[I8NY]

You never posted in this thread at all. Instead of wasting your time here you look up porn and get a million virus that burst your PC into flames. (destroying your porn collection too)


I wish Pikmin 3 would come out.

 

[Kur53]

It does, but it has severe slowdowns.


I wish I could shape-shift painlessly.

You can, but you can only shift into a slug, and the change is irreversible rendering you unable to use a pandora!


I wish for the ability to always land on my feet.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But only your feet land; the rest of you snaps off.


I wish that the Fast Reply feature was named Quick Reply.

 

[Prometheus]

Granted. This means your entire body is now covered with nothing but feet.


Granted. Now everything else has "Fast" as a prefix for no apparent reason.


I wish Amazon would hurry up and send my shipping confirmation e-mail!


EDIT: Ninja'd! Post revised.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - Amazon sends you your shipping confirmation, but its not the 3DS youre hoping for.


i wish i didnt feel like the last person on earth to receive a pandora and a 3ds

 

[Prometheus]

Granted - Amazon sends you your shipping confirmation, but its not the 3DS youre hoping for.

That's happened to me four times today. Seriously. This is probably the only wish-corruption in the thread to come true for real. :lol:

i wish i didnt feel like the last person on earth to receive a pandora and a 3ds

Don't worry, you won't be. But by the time you get them, they're both discontinued.


I wish I had purple hair.


EDIT: Whoops! Forgot the wish!