Corrupt A Wish

[Prometheus]

He does. It's you.


I wish for a bit more time in the day!

 

[darfgarf]

I wish for a bit more time in the day!

granted, 1pS added to your day


i wish java was half decent

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But Minecraft is still slow and unoptimized.


I wish that Die Another Day didn't rely so heavily on CGI. (Casino Royale had it right by not using any.)

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Granted. But Minecraft is still slow and unoptimized.


I wish that Die Another Day didn't rely so heavily on CGI. (Casino Royale had it right by not using any.)

Granted. It now relies on choppy stop motion.


I wish I had all SEGA consoles and games in perfect working condition

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But you go blind the next day, and can no longer enjoy video games.


I wish the above poster was a Nintendo fan, but didn't hate Sega.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted. Unfortunately, he hates you and breaks all your electronics.


I wish Open Pandora would allow me to license their brand in awesome swag..

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But the whole thing becomes pointless.


I wish that Google Chrome was named Google Bismuth. Everything else would be exactly the same.

 

[Stradian]

Granted, But do to trademark claims, it quickly gets renamed back to "chrome"


I Wish I could gain influence over a third world country.

 

[Prometheus]

You do. You then turn into M. Bison, and for you, every day is Tuesday.


I wish for the 21st of this month to get here already, because I'm feeling impatient.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But you get kidnapped by a time traveller. You manage to escape, but you incorrectly set the time machine to April 22nd. Whatever event you were looking forward to, you juts missed.


I wish that GLTron would be successfully ported (and ported well) to the Pandora.

 

[darfgarf]

granted, but the dev maps teh controls to nothing


i wish it was simpler to sort the gles wrapper for armagetron

 

[I8NY]

Granted, it becomes very simple in a apple world.


I wish steam supported linux.

 

[Prometheus]

It does! You can power a Linux computer with steam. It doesn't help you if you meant Steam, though!


I wish the weather wasn't so damn hot today.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

It does! You can power a Linux computer with steam. It doesn't help you if you meant Steam, though!


I wish the weather wasn't so damn hot today.

Granted. Now it's freaking cold!


I wish for nothing.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. You now live in poverty.


I wish to be bored, but not to the point of doing something that could get me injured or killed.

 

[Stradian]

Granted: You suddenly evaporate in a static jacket, and a nice, soft, room with pillows on all sides. The food is given through a tube that you have worm to. The food is bland oatmeal. You are fed once a day. There is no hope for escape and no way to entertain yourself. You are absolutely bored.


I wish my friend could stop depressing herself.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - she stops by the most common way to end depression....suicide.


I wish for a pandora, some good 3ds games, and a place ticket to europe.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Granted - she stops by the most common way to end depression....suicide.


I wish for a pandora, some good 3ds games, and a place ticket to europe.

Granted. You spill coffee on your Pandora, the 3DS games aren't from your region, and you pay full price for your ticket.


I wish my PS3 wouldn't error whenever I try to connect to the PSN

 

[I8NY]

Granted, it just crashes from now on resulting in data loss. (bye bye saves)


I wish I could get a nice full sleep of rest.

 

[SonicTehAwesomeFace]

Granted, it just crashes from now on resulting in data loss. (bye bye saves)


I wish I could get a nice full sleep of rest.

Granted. You fall into a coma. Now you'll get all of the sleep you'll need.


I wish I was born in 1982, therefore living through the 8 and 16 bit era. I always feel that I was born in the wrong generation...