Corrupt A Wish


Granted. But Minecraft is still slow and unoptimized.


I wish that Die Another Day didn't rely so heavily on CGI. (Casino Royale had it right by not using any.)
 
Granted. But Minecraft is still slow and unoptimized.


I wish that Die Another Day didn't rely so heavily on CGI. (Casino Royale had it right by not using any.)
Granted. It now relies on choppy stop motion.


I wish I had all SEGA consoles and games in perfect working condition
 
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Granted. But you go blind the next day, and can no longer enjoy video games.


I wish the above poster was a Nintendo fan, but didn't hate Sega.
 
Granted. Unfortunately, he hates you and breaks all your electronics.


I wish Open Pandora would allow me to license their brand in awesome swag..
 
Granted. But the whole thing becomes pointless.


I wish that Google Chrome was named Google Bismuth. Everything else would be exactly the same.
 
Granted, But do to trademark claims, it quickly gets renamed back to "chrome"


I Wish I could gain influence over a third world country.
 
You do. You then turn into M. Bison, and for you, every day is Tuesday.


I wish for the 21st of this month to get here already, because I'm feeling impatient.
 
Granted. But you get kidnapped by a time traveller. You manage to escape, but you incorrectly set the time machine to April 22nd. Whatever event you were looking forward to, you juts missed.


I wish that GLTron would be successfully ported (and ported well) to the Pandora.
 
Granted, it becomes very simple in a apple world.


I wish steam supported linux.
 
It does! You can power a Linux computer with steam. It doesn't help you if you meant Steam, though! :p


I wish the weather wasn't so damn hot today.
 
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Granted. You now live in poverty.


I wish to be bored, but not to the point of doing something that could get me injured or killed.
 
Granted: You suddenly evaporate in a static jacket, and a nice, soft, room with pillows on all sides. The food is given through a tube that you have worm to. The food is bland oatmeal. You are fed once a day. There is no hope for escape and no way to entertain yourself. You are absolutely bored.


I wish my friend could stop depressing herself.
 
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Granted - she stops by the most common way to end depression....suicide.


I wish for a pandora, some good 3ds games, and a place ticket to europe.
 
Granted - she stops by the most common way to end depression....suicide.


I wish for a pandora, some good 3ds games, and a place ticket to europe.
Granted. You spill coffee on your Pandora, the 3DS games aren't from your region, and you pay full price for your ticket.


I wish my PS3 wouldn't error whenever I try to connect to the PSN
 
Granted, it just crashes from now on resulting in data loss. (bye bye saves)


I wish I could get a nice full sleep of rest.
 
Granted, it just crashes from now on resulting in data loss. (bye bye saves)


I wish I could get a nice full sleep of rest.
Granted. You fall into a coma. Now you'll get all of the sleep you'll need. :p


I wish I was born in 1982, therefore living through the 8 and 16 bit era. I always feel that I was born in the wrong generation...
 
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