Corrupt A Wish

[Tellurium]

Granted. The day after they arrive in the mail, they go on sale; 90% off!


I wish that I had celebrated my 1337th post.

Granted, and Gruso decides to ban you for it


I wish I could cure cancer.

You do but then everyone you cured gets aids

 

[I8NY]

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I wish people would always wish for something at the end of their post.

 

[Tellurium]

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I wish people would always wish for something at the end of their post.

wish granted, i steal your memory.


i wish i had a pandora

 

[I8NY]

Granted, you didn't see the package on the front steps and accidentally step on it breaking it.


I wish all my pc files were organized better.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - theyre all in the trash bin.


i wish for a wish

 

[Stradian]

Granted, You received another wish in exchange, however, it will be double corrupted when asked.


I wish that the people around me with iDevices would stop thinking their product is godlike.

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted.


What, you thought I could corrupt that?


I wish they'd use more epic music on Dancing with the Stars.

 

[Prometheus]

They do. Then all of the stars' craniums explode.


I wish for the most awesome t-shirt design the world has ever seen.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but it gets lost in a fire.


I wish that EvilDragon had a different username.

 

[Asiyura]

Granted, he is now known as BösenDrachen.


I wish I had enough money to buy a premium pandora.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, you get your premium Pandora but with that money you could have gotten the Pandora 2.


I wish I could come up with the most corrupt wish ever granted. *evil laugh*

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted, you get your premium Pandora but with that money you could have gotten the Pandora 2.


I wish I could come up with the most corrupt wish ever granted. *evil laugh*

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^Holy crap, I was going to grant that!

 

[TranceNova]

Granted: I wish I could come up with the most corrupt wish ever granted. *evil laugh*


But your computer is broken and you can't add it into the game


I wish I could have a cooked breakfast everymorning (that tastes good too!)

 

[Jourdy288]

And you do. It's for your masters, seeing as you've become a slave.


I wish somebody would gift me the Humble Frozenbyte Bundle.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - You have to pay me gift tax of $5, and you will get the bundle for free.


I wish Sony would stop raiding people's houses.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, they start raiding businesses. This cause business (google?) services to go out when Sony holds them hostage.


I wish I could buy the Humble Frozenbyte Bundle right now.

 

[AquaAnalogue]

Granted, they start raiding businesses. This cause business (google?) services to go out when Sony holds them hostage.


I wish I could buy the Humble Frozenbyte Bundle right now.

Granted, but the bundle reboots as a monthly service, and you can't afford it for more than a month. Enjoy your month of games!


I wish people online weren't such dicks sometimes.

 

[Kur53]

Granted, they start raiding businesses. This cause business (google?) services to go out when Sony holds them hostage.


I wish I could buy the Humble Frozenbyte Bundle right now.

Granted, but the bundle reboots as a monthly service, and you can't afford it for more than a month. Enjoy your month of games!


I wish people online weren't such dicks sometimes.

Granted: they are now vaginas B) .


i wish i hadnt just said that.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. You say something worse involving racial slurs, and you get banned.


I wish that my school had whiteboard markers that worked.

 

[vadsamoht]

Granted. They work, just not on whiteboards.


I wish someone would write this damn essay on Derrida for me. Without failing.