Cyclepaths have been red here forever but the ones painted on the asphalt are green in some parts of town now.Three strips of tarmac walk into a bar, a black strip, a red strip and a blue strip. The barman serves the black strip and the red strip but sidles up before serving the blue strip and tells the others.
"I'm not serving him. He's a god damn cyclepath" (Psychopath)
As you seem to like word jokes, I present you anagrams of "Evil Dragon"When EvilDragon and his Wife gets a Baby, is this then the „Dragonborn“ ??
That's racist! ;PWhat did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
no no no no, racist would be:That's racist! ;P