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JDTAY

Half Pepperoni, All Cheese
Joined
Sep 15, 2015
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32
Location
North Carolina, USA
Guys, bad news. My pet turkey is gone. I tried following the sound of gobbling I heard, but it turned out to be a fat man gobbling up my turkey.
 

Klumpen

Run away! Run away!
Joined
Nov 19, 2011
Messages
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Location
Uncanny Valley
Three strips of tarmac walk into a bar, a black strip, a red strip and a blue strip. The barman serves the black strip and the red strip but sidles up before serving the blue strip and tells the others.
"I'm not serving him. He's a god damn cyclepath" (Psychopath)
Cyclepaths have been red here forever but the ones painted on the asphalt are green in some parts of town now.
 
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