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JDTAY

Half Pepperoni, All Cheese
Joined
Sep 15, 2015
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32
Location
North Carolina, USA
Guys, bad news. My pet turkey is gone. I tried following the sound of gobbling I heard, but it turned out to be a fat man gobbling up my turkey.
 

Klumpen

Run away! Run away!
Joined
Nov 19, 2011
Messages
8,478
Location
Uncanny Valley
Three strips of tarmac walk into a bar, a black strip, a red strip and a blue strip. The barman serves the black strip and the red strip but sidles up before serving the blue strip and tells the others.
"I'm not serving him. He's a god damn cyclepath" (Psychopath)
Cyclepaths have been red here forever but the ones painted on the asphalt are green in some parts of town now.
 

Null

Junior partner in crime.
Joined
Jun 16, 2007
Messages
9,293
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
 
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