# (Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

#### JDTAY

##### Half Pepperoni, All Cheese
Guys, bad news. My pet turkey is gone. I tried following the sound of gobbling I heard, but it turned out to be a fat man gobbling up my turkey.

#### Klumpen

##### Run away! Run away!
Three strips of tarmac walk into a bar, a black strip, a red strip and a blue strip. The barman serves the black strip and the red strip but sidles up before serving the blue strip and tells the others.
"I'm not serving him. He's a god damn cyclepath" (Psychopath)
Cyclepaths have been red here forever but the ones painted on the asphalt are green in some parts of town now.

#### Null

##### Junior partner in crime.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.

#### rygD

##### Nihilistic Mystic
C'mon, we need some real groaners. Gimme your worst.

#### Null

##### Junior partner in crime.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought "That's the last thing I need!"

#### Null

##### Junior partner in crime.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

rSl

#### FBnil

##### Waiting to Champion the Pyra to the World...
Hey, question, what day is it today 02-02 (American notation) or 02-02 (European notation)?

#### Djoga'Ro

##### moonstruck
2020-02-02, if I have a say!

#### Klumpen

##### Run away! Run away!

I only use that by now.

#### ClockworkCoder

##### Chaotic Neutral
Ooh, it's a palindrome!

#### Djoga'Ro

##### moonstruck
Was thinking, how we could have something like 2020-20-20T20:20:20. We'd just need to partition a year differently, in let's say yps (year partitions), where every yp has as many days as its number except for the 27th yp. The latter would have to make due with the otherwise remaining 14.25 days. Then 2020-20-20 would be 210 days into the year. Plus, we could have something like it, til 2323-23-23T23:23:23 or til 2626-26-26T26:26:26, if we also repartition the day.
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I wonder, why they didn't think of it, when the came up with our calendar. ? It's important!

#### Null

##### Junior partner in crime.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.

#### gunrock

##### Very Active Member
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh 'prints.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

#### Null

##### Junior partner in crime.
What’s E.T. short for?
He’s got little legs.

#### matzesu

##### Hardcore Member
Staff member
When EvilDragon and his Wife gets a Baby, is this then the „Dragonborn“ ??

So and now I want to get back to my Skyrim playing .. ^^

Whit best regards, Matthias

#### FBnil

##### Waiting to Champion the Pyra to the World...
When EvilDragon and his Wife gets a Baby, is this then the „Dragonborn“ ??
As you seem to like word jokes, I present you anagrams of "Evil Dragon"
favs: "A Loved Ring", "Darn Veg Oil", "I Lord Vegan", "Daring Love" and "Invader Log"

For the ones that are more into bad jokes, here is one:

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

#### Djoga'Ro

##### moonstruck
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
That's racist! ;P

#### FBnil

##### Waiting to Champion the Pyra to the World...
That's racist! ;P
no no no no, racist would be:

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? *cough* *cough* *cough*

rSl