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Null

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I was very lonely so I bought some shares. – It’s nice to have a bit of company.
 

FBnil

Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...
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I just helped a girl in the supermarket. She was crying and I asked what happened and she had lost 200 euro.
So I gave her 50 euro from the 200 I found at the entrance.
When God blesses you, then you must bless others too. Spread the love.
 

Null

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Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked in to the classroom. The teacher asked them, “Why are you arguing?”

One of the boys replied, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
 

FBnil

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I was at a job interview last monday.
And they asked me about my strong points.
And I say I was responsible.
Because in my last job, whenever there was a problem, my boss always told me I was responsible.
 

ClockworkCoder

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Compared to South Korea, North Korea is so cold and unwelcoming. It's just so Seoul-less.
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I feel so depressed after baking a cake. I accidentally swallowed some food colouring and I feel like I dyed a little inside.
 

levi

Still fresh, damnit!
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A horse walks in to a bar.

"Why the long face?" , asks the bartender.
Ah, the old ones are the best:
Three strips of tarmac walk into a bar, a black strip, a red strip and a blue strip. The barman serves the black strip and the red strip but sidles up before serving the blue strip and tells the others.

"I'm not serving him. He's a god damn cyclepath" (Psychopath)
 
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