(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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Null
Snug
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
I suspect someone may have had a fiddle with those results, as I find it harp to believe.
levi
Still fresh, damnit!
It's too bassoon to be sure. Tu-bad it takes so long.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
What was Madonna before she became famous?
A prima donna.
A prima donna.
Null
Snug
The mirror maker felt like it was time to retire from his work, he just couldn’t see himself doing it anymore.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
Never argue with Pi, it's irrational and never ends.
I think i found a Solution why Toilet Paper is now in times of Corona one of the Best selling things:
Its the longest Nose Towel of the World ^^
Its the longest Nose Towel of the World ^^
Null
Snug
Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am as an electrician.
Null
Snug
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't, you get down from a duck.
You don't, you get down from a duck.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
My wife saw a spider last night, and said she couldn't understand a word it was trying to say.
Apparently it's a web designer.
Apparently it's a web designer.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lack toes.
Because they lack toes.
λ the β-Redex Reducer
β-Redex Reducing Member
Because if C++ had garbage collection then nothing of the language would remain!
levi
Still fresh, damnit!
Is that a joke about lactose in addition to the obvious joke? It might pay off better if you specified dairy cows in that case.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
All cows lactate.
Null
Snug
How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
λ the β-Redex Reducer
β-Redex Reducing Member
Who's blanket?
levi
Still fresh, damnit!
Your anti (-person), of course.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
I used to make clown shoes, and let me tell you, it was no small feat.
