(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
Justice is best served cold. If it's served warm it's justwater.
Null
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
ClockworkCoder
Chaotic Neutral
"Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-49389208
Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-49389208
Null
Snug
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
Plagiarism.
Neelix
Insecticidal Maniac
Amazing. Did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Null
Snug
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Null
Snug
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.
Null
Snug
I make science puns, but only periodically.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
C'mon guys, it's humerus.
Null
Snug
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
kuru
Laptop und Trachtenjanker
I'm trying to translate this from Bavarian and fear it's just not as snappy as I heard it. Oh well here goes
Two planets meet.
A: Hey there mate, you don't look so good. Have you seen the doctor about that?
B: Yeah, she said it's - whatchamacallit - "Homo Sapiens"?
A: Ah don't worry then, you'll be over that soon.
Two planets meet.
A: Hey there mate, you don't look so good. Have you seen the doctor about that?
B: Yeah, she said it's - whatchamacallit - "Homo Sapiens"?
A: Ah don't worry then, you'll be over that soon.
Null
Snug
What’s long, black and full of seamen?
A submarine.
A submarine.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
I've invented a new word: plagiarism.
Null
Snug
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
"Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
"Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Null
Snug
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
My wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk by she says "What an ass".
