(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

Null

Junior partner in crime.
Joined
Jun 16, 2007
Messages
9,169
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
 

kuru

Laptop und Trachtenjanker
Joined
Oct 8, 2008
Messages
2,829
Location
the mockracy
I'm trying to translate this from Bavarian and fear it's just not as snappy as I heard it. Oh well here goes



Two planets meet.
A: Hey there mate, you don't look so good. Have you seen the doctor about that?
B: Yeah, she said it's - whatchamacallit - "Homo Sapiens"?
A: Ah don't worry then, you'll be over that soon.
 

Null

Junior partner in crime.
Joined
Jun 16, 2007
Messages
9,169
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
"Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
 
Top