They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 3, 2017 #1,501 They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 4, 2017 #1,502 Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
ible professional vim user Joined Mar 24, 2014 Messages 2,591 Location Seattle, WA Jun 6, 2017 #1,503 there was a criminal who hid his murder weapon in the laundry basket. it did little to hamper the investigation.
there was a criminal who hid his murder weapon in the laundry basket. it did little to hamper the investigation.
ClockworkCoder Chaotic Neutral Joined Jan 21, 2016 Messages 2,541 Location Menzoberranzan Jun 6, 2017 #1,505 Man enters a pet shop, walks straight up to the counter and says "Can I buy a wasp?" "Wasps!? We don't sell wasps!" "Oh really," says the man, "but you have one in the window!"
Man enters a pet shop, walks straight up to the counter and says "Can I buy a wasp?" "Wasps!? We don't sell wasps!" "Oh really," says the man, "but you have one in the window!"
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 7, 2017 #1,506 Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
kuru Laptop und Trachtenjanker Joined Oct 8, 2008 Messages 3,367 Location the mockracy Jun 7, 2017 #1,507 Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? It's made from hide.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 7, 2017 #1,508 I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
DrHAX T̶h̶e̶ ̶A̶u̶t̶h̶o̶r̶ The Artist Joined Sep 18, 2013 Messages 850 Jun 8, 2017 #1,509 A pilot, in a spur of the moment decided he needed to loose weight. His passengers were not thrilled with his decision.
A pilot, in a spur of the moment decided he needed to loose weight. His passengers were not thrilled with his decision.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 8, 2017 #1,510 Never iron a four leaf clover. You don't want to press your luck.
ible professional vim user Joined Mar 24, 2014 Messages 2,591 Location Seattle, WA Jun 9, 2017 #1,511 what do you call a line of bears which blocks traffic? Spoiler a barricade. the all-bear cast of les miserables had a considerably more interesting wall built out of actors. Spoiler beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see!?
what do you call a line of bears which blocks traffic? Spoiler a barricade. the all-bear cast of les miserables had a considerably more interesting wall built out of actors. Spoiler beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see!?
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 9, 2017 #1,512 Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
ClockworkCoder Chaotic Neutral Joined Jan 21, 2016 Messages 2,541 Location Menzoberranzan Jun 9, 2017 #1,513 I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 13, 2017 #1,516 https://notalwaysright.com/puns-with-friends/89090/
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 14, 2017 #1,517 Everyone said that the mad scientist's brain-swapping machine would never work, but I bet he'll change a lot of people's minds.
Everyone said that the mad scientist's brain-swapping machine would never work, but I bet he'll change a lot of people's minds.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 16, 2017 #1,518 I used to have a pet leech. It was attached to me.
rygD Nihilistic Mystic Joined Feb 28, 2014 Messages 7,682 Location Everywhere Jun 16, 2017 #1,519 I bet it was a drain on you, pet leeches suck.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,769 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 16, 2017 #1,520 Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom demand.