(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[waGL]

Parallels have so much in common. A shame they never meet.

 

[Klumpen]

 

[ClockworkCoder]

The dogs made that one funny. Have a like

 

[Kev2442]

The dogs made that one funny. Have a like

The truth has been spoken. Have a like

 

[waGL]

My problems with constipation ceased to be,
Ever since I dropped a bag on colostomy.

 

[rygD]

I told the joke the dog did. The person couldn't decide how to react, so it was a great bad joke.

 

[Ian J]

I didn't now whether to post this in Absurdism Corner, (Bad) Joke Appreciation Corner or the Theresa May promises a British version of Iran's Halal Internet

It seemed appropriate to all three.

 

[PokeParadox]

I was going to buy and island and call it Procrasta.
But then I couldn't be bothered.

 

[FBnil]

 

[Kev2442]

Oh my god it was hilarious. We NEED MOAR enquire for more offerings.

 

[waGL]

Spoiler

 

[FBnil]

 

[comradekingu]

When did the bolt know it had been sufficiently turned on?
At the sound of the click.

 

[rygD]

Maybe you illustrated the wrong kind of bolt?

 

[waGL]

The badness in the joke here lies in how he did not get it.

 

[DrHAX]

I went to local morgue today. I figured somebody there could give me a hand.

 

[PokeParadox]

I had the opportunity to have sex in an elevator, that was frowned upon on so many levels.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

My dad convinced me to get a donor's card. He's a man after my own heart.

 

[DrHAX]

There were three individual stabbings at the local Kellogg factory this month. They say it's the work of a serial killer.

It's nice to see people stand behind their products these days. My arms dealer has a full warranty on body armor. If it fails to protect your life he'll refund your money.

A local ornithologist specializing in corvidae was found dead in it his home. It's a murder most foul.

 

[levi]

There were three individual stabbings at the local Kellogg factory this month. They say it's the work of a serial killer.

A local ornithologist specializing in corvidae was found dead in it his home. It's a murder most foul.

Cereal killer and murder most fowl, surely? Telling these pronunciation jokes in text form can be a bit tricky...