there's a church on the beach which requires all the people coming in to be wearing normal clothes. there's a sign as you go in: no shirt, no shoes, no service.
Jane: How long can you keep a chicken in the freezer?
Mary: Usually up to about 3 months, Why?
Jane: Well I put one in last night, and it was dead this morning.
I have an icecube tray that makes ice titanics and icebergs for you to float in your G&T. It doesn't have an awesome punning name though, as far as I can recall.