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Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been Tolkien in my sleep.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument? With a tuba glue.
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there's a church on the beach which requires all the people coming in to be wearing normal clothes. there's a sign as you go in: no shirt, no shoes, no service.
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Jane: How long can you keep a chicken in the freezer?
Mary: Usually up to about 3 months, Why?
Jane: Well I put one in last night, and it was dead this morning.
Mary: Usually up to about 3 months, Why?
Jane: Well I put one in last night, and it was dead this morning.
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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t. You get down from a goose.
You don’t. You get down from a goose.
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last night i was shot by someone with a pun-gun. it wasn't funny.
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Still fresh, damnit!
I have an icecube tray that makes ice titanics and icebergs for you to float in your G&T. It doesn't have an awesome punning name though, as far as I can recall.
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I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand, but I'm stuck.
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my son is going through toilet training, but we're all having a great time; we bring the potty wherever we go.
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If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humour.
Kev2442
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I heard dim-witted people have a dark sense of humor.
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I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
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I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast. He had a one track mind.
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
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On land, crabs tend to use the sidewalk.
